I bet it’ll get a rise out of you
I like to keep all my bases covered.
She’s foaming at the mouth.
It left her foaming at the mouth.
I was having dinner with a friend's family. Her grandmother starts telling us about her secret to cooking digestible beans. She says the secret is to boil them with a little baking soda to release excess gas.
Her dad is listening and perks up when she says this. "you know her real secret right? She only cooks 239 beans at a time"
We all look at him puzzled, grandma included.
"Well if she cooked one more they would be too farty!" (240)