The moment of tooth
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and a woman gets her masters.
You just have to listen varicosely.
In my eyes, this sub has a serious problem with non-dadjoke posts. Sub-reddit rule #1 is "Jokes must be dad jokes.". What good are the rules if they aren't enforced? I do realize that what constitutes a dadjoke might not be clarely defined, but we get a lot of posts that are marked nsfw. That's a "This is not a dadjoke"-flag. Why not start with removing nsfw posts?
PS: Why do we have rule #6? It is not possible for a dadjoke to be nsfw, so it should never be relevant.
How difficult is it to define the word "crumb"? It's a piece of cake.
All the others are non-binary
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
When a British person gets a really good look at something.
1.) The act of folding someone’s clothes while they are still in them 2.) Making someone do yoga against their will
...because you shouldn't put metric prefixes on Troy units.
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
It varies from person to person
Child: Dad, can I rely on autocorrect?
Me: Definately
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
If you look up the word "flabby".
It's hard to explain
In a nutshell, it's a tiny oak tree.
It means a great deal.
Four Grindelwalls and a Dumbledoor
A benedictionary
I never imagined my house would have a drug attic.
It was a defining moment in my life.
If you look under the word "chubby".
It would be Oprah's Okra Opera Opus
It's the word defined as "Preceding all others in time, order, or importance".
Me: My back hurts.
Dad: How's you face?
Me: Fine...
Dad: Really? Because ITS KILLING ME!!
tl;dr explain every single pun you make or else it gets removed.
For the sake of cleaning up a lot of my mod queue, whenever you make a post, explain it. There's been more and more rule 6 reports as of late, so this should help clear up a lot of that. This rule change is to lessen confusion and simultaneously help us clear out the reposters who are too lazy to even read the sidebar before posting. formerly rule 6 was:
Post must be a pun and must be explained in the comments. If your post or image isn't self-explanatory, you must comment on it with enough information for readers to get the joke.
We are now changing it to:
Post must be a pun and must be explained. No exceptions! You must explain your pun somewhere in the text or in the comment section.
###IF YOU DO NOT EXPLAIN YOUR PUN, IT WILL BE REMOVED!
carry on
Me:
hey what are you up to
Dad:
5' 11". How bout u?
On a plane!
Today I took a class out onto the oval to investigate the strength of radio signals in different situations. For one, we wrapped a radio in foil and as I was unwrapping it a student commented that they hoped there was food inside.
I finished opening it and said 'oh man, it's a radio - mum must really hate me' to which another student replied 'I know, it's not even a ham radio...'
Was so proud!
He remembered to add the sea.
"Look at you, smarty pants!"
And to that I say, definately not Louis XVI.
Fiancee: Let's see: summer squash...
Me: ...and some aren't!
It becomes defined.
...is "Don't be defined by a quote".
