As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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Which language do Mexican snakes speak?
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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
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I recently decided to learn sign language...
So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.
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What is an advertiser's favorite language?
Sign language
-Sorry if it's been done before, thought about it in the way home today
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What do you call it when a tiny Humpty Dumpty is saying derogatory things in a Slavic language?
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
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A Jonathan Galindo but can speak multiple languages
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Nothing in the English language...
...starts with N and ends with G
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I understand sign language
An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Everyone should learn sign language.
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I bought this book but had to return it for all the fowl language
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︎ Jul 01 2020
What's a dentist's favorite language?
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Iβm only familiar with 25 letters in the English language
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What's the quietest language?
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What language do garbage collectors speak?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Some people say that "icy" is the easiest word in the English language to spell.
When I think about it, I see why.
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As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
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Latin isnβt a dead language
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What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I have always wondered when chickens communicate, do they use 'fowl' language?
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Iβm currently learning sign language.
I want to tell jokes that people have never heard!
(Sorry if this joke has been done, just heard it for the first time from a coworker and wanted to share.)
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So you know the programming language C...
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
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Most people told me learning sign language was a waste of time
But I find it to be a pretty handy skill
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Politics is the most accurate word in the English language
Poly = many.
Ticks = blood sucking parasites.
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My grandad used to say "If it wasn't for me, you'd all be speaking German right now" Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher.
No idea why the school hired him.
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I can order pizza in two languages
I guess that makes me Pielinguel
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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What is the least spoken language?
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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What is the least spoken language?
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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I know several jokes in sign language...
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What is the least spoken language?
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I recently learned sign language
Now I'll tell jokes that nobody has ever heard
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I know a lot of jokes in sign language...
And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What's the longest word in the english language?
It's "smiles", because there's a mile between the two "s"'s.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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I know several jokes in sign language.
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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What is the least spoken language in the world?
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