As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamado21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humoursly_weird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Which language do Mexican snakes speak?

Hisssss-panic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I recently decided to learn sign language...

So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgt-Cowboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What is an advertiser's favorite language?

Sign language

-Sorry if it's been done before, thought about it in the way home today

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do you call it when a tiny Humpty Dumpty is saying derogatory things in a Slavic language?

Micro-egg-russian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therapistfunder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?

All of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A Jonathan Galindo but can speak multiple languages

Jonathan Duolingo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EricTung1007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Nothing in the English language...

...starts with N and ends with G

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knikkifire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I understand sign language

An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcjgreen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Everyone should learn sign language.

It's very handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kremata
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I bought this book but had to return it for all the fowl language
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSonsofAtreus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What's a dentist's favorite language?

...Brushin'!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fantagious
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language

I don’t know why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What's the quietest language?

Spanishhhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djierp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What language do garbage collectors speak?

Trash Talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Some people say that "icy" is the easiest word in the English language to spell.

When I think about it, I see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.

You just have to have a feel for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Latin isn’t a dead language

It’s just Roman around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treatyofparis1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?

Elvish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I have always wondered when chickens communicate, do they use 'fowl' language?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickDaivik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I’m currently learning sign language.

I want to tell jokes that people have never heard!

(Sorry if this joke has been done, just heard it for the first time from a coworker and wanted to share.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaGoobergoobs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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So you know the programming language C...

next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.

I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eclipse_Shadow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Most people told me learning sign language was a waste of time

But I find it to be a pretty handy skill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ham-cum-rewritten
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Politics is the most accurate word in the English language

Poly = many. Ticks = blood sucking parasites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tao1976
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My grandad used to say "If it wasn't for me, you'd all be speaking German right now" Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher.

No idea why the school hired him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I can order pizza in two languages

I guess that makes me Pielinguel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VenrableWhite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sayan_dutta7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HackerDezer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What is the least spoken language?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilkid96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clatuu1337
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What is the least spoken language?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Backtomonke_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xanxus82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I know several jokes in sign language...

I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I know several jokes in sign language

I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language

And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What is the least spoken language?

Sign language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I recently learned sign language

Now I'll tell jokes that nobody has ever heard

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I know a lot of jokes in sign language...

And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xgizmobratx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfyPlayz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I know several jokes in sign language

I guarantee no one has ever heard them before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlTHEELlama
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What's the longest word in the english language?

It's "smiles", because there's a mile between the two "s"'s.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language

And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I know several jokes in sign language.

I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiken_nuget_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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