Now it’s a Monitor.
I've never been caught.
The teacher said it had to be specific
I was worried, as I'm a bit of a mutt.
She says she didn't care as long as I didn't have Roman hands or Russian fingers.
I call it the MATT DAEMON!!!
We are going through a Rocky patch!
"Her invisible jet."
I guess you can say I got some Radiohead
Mostly because I'd get distracted if there were vocals
Dad: It sure is a nice day for a baseball game.
Mom: Tomorrow it will be too
Dad: Oh, it’s a doubleheader?
Mom and me: 🤔
Dad: Wry smile
Me: Dad, you still got it
I have to say that the difference in my skincare regimen is incredible, now that it's ex-foley aided!
It's really adding to the atmosphere.
(-my girlfriend, taking a picture at a garden tonight. I read her the top of r/dadjokes every day; I think it's finally producing subconscious results.)
Dad: Gee son, thanks for addressing the elephant in the room.
Dad calls me up: "Hey, son, what do you call a thousand rabbits standing abreast and jumping backwards? It's a receding hare line."
I can practically hear the look on my dad's face over the phone.
It's quite a low key appearance
"But don't worry, my record was squeaky clean"
Him "Why are you here for?" Me "I'm here to get a background check for a second hand dealer." Him "Let me look at your back, all right all clear." Me ...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
