Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...

...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making β€˜Friends’ references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What do you call a reference book on drugs?

Addictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twilighttruth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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My wife left me because I made too many Linkin Park references

But in the end, it doesn't even matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My dad keeps sneaking bird references into his sentences

Well, toucan play that game.

Stolen from Dad Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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My wife left me because I made too many Green Day references

Do you have the time to listen to me whine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references

But who could rock a rhyme like this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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do you think the builders used a pic for reference?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooopd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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When Shaquille O’Neal gives you a birthday card, he always signs it with a reference to his favorite 80’s song.

Love Shaq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My professor asked me why did I put only one of the three authors as a reference.

I said that I didn’t feel tempted to do so et. al

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarawatachi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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W.W.E reference
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Lord Of The Rings Book Reference
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeMaker_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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*reference to Spongebob and Patrick stealing Sandy's fur*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/levilheaded
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Gotta know a couple different show references to get this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/caw_the_crow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Had to hit him with an 80’s music reference over text for keeping a secret
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMenace15287
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I've gotten to the age when young people don't recognize my song lyric references anymore.

Well I guess this is growing up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrIncorporeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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My wife told me to stop making references to Bruce Willis films

I told her, β€œSorry babe, old habits Die Hard.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluebloques
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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You’re the world’s greatest dad although my frame of reference is pretty limited.

Happy Father’s Day fellow dads!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jangooni
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Had colonoscopy the other day and laid this one on the doctors while waiting to pass out: I'm gonna put you guys down in my resume as references.

You are the only people who really know me inside out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenef
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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My friend yelled at me for always making Backstreet Boys references.

I couldn’t understand the reasoning behind her aggression but she seemed to only get angrier when I asked her to tell me why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsopoor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Interviewer: Your reference letters said that you take things too literally.

Me: Whoa! Reference letters can talk now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Another type of goodbye (look close and sea the scale reference to a oven worse pun from earlier)
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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My boss told me to stop making Ace Ventura references.

I said alrighty then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OxTailPheonix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Why did the student stop citing references?

Because he had his appendix removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawailq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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If you're gonna make a pun using an One Piece reference...

you better have a Grand Line!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2015
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Punny n-sync reference my Gf sent me. imgur.com/8Fa7Tyz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Llamakhan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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Most people know of Godwin's Law, that eventually every every internet discussion will reference a certain German dictator. TIL that there is another one about referencing a certain German salad; it's Cole's Law.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KadanJoelavich
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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He was talking about the ding-a-ling song (dads will get the reference)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/someone5793
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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Kids today don't get my references to the greats of classic comedy like Groucho, Harpo and Chico

I give them high Marx if they do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2016
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I was looking into creating a 3D model for a project - I had the body already done for me and I needed to do some R&D about the rest of it. Found this really nice source reference to help me plan a head. the-blueprints.com/bluepr…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamesthatown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2014
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My Dad's terrible joke in reference to Standing Rock.

My father and I were talking about Standing Rock and he says to me "It is such a shame what they are doing to those poor people, I had a Native American friend back when I worked a summer repairing light fixtures, his name was Many Hands." It took me a second to notice the shit eating grin on his face, I already knew I was going to have to hold my nose and flee the room when he says, "You know, because Many Hands makes light work."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hephtyvulcan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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[Game of Thrones reference] What does Daenerys Targaryen call King Robert Baratheon when he's going out to eat ramen?

The Uslurper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xavier86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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I kicked 80s references into high gear with my family last night.

We were driving to the fireworks celebration in town as Bad Company's "Feel Like Making Love" played on the radio.

> Hey, if I worked as a manager at a glove factory, I would would ask new employees if they 🎢 Feel like makin' gloves?!? 🎢

Of course I couldn't let it go, so I followed it up with:

> If I worked at an aviary that specialized in dove procreation, I would ask my co-workers each morning if they 🎢 Feel like makin' doves?!? 🎢

The wife thought it was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boyerman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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My mom, in reference to my grandfather's POS computer, while holding a spindle of blank CDs, "Does it burn?"

"If I use enough gasoline it will."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FX114
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2015
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Wife (In reference to our unborn child): She's been kicking all day. She won't let me sleep!

Me: I guess you can say... she gets a kick out of it!

YEAHHHHHH!! (I didn't actually do this part, but it played in my head.)

Wife: groans go to sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lance713
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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When did he last poop? (in reference to our one year old)

Me: It just aturd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxh9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2015
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If you don't get my Harry Potter references, there is something siriusly ron with you
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Professor asked if anyone knew what "home-range" was in reference to dolphin migratory patterns.

Me: It's Kansas State song.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schro3der
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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I can’t believe people are still making β€œFriends” references 15 years after the show ended.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I can’t believe that even after 15 years, I would still hear people making β€œFriends” references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making β€œFriends” references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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It’s been more than 15 years since the show was over, but people are still making β€˜Friends’ references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I can’t believe that even after 15 years, I would still hear people making β€œFriends” references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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It’s been almost 15 years since the show ended, and I can’t believe people are still making Friends references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I can't believe that 15 years after the show ended people are still making "Friends" references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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It’s been 15 years that the show ended, but I’m amazed that even today I hear β€œFriends” references.

No one ever told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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My wife threatened to divorce me if I didn't stop making Linkin Park references

But in the end it doesn't even matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterS42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2017
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My girlfriend just broke up with me for making too many linkin park references

But in the end it doesn't even matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sneeky-09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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