Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
What do you call a reference book on drugs?
My wife left me because I made too many Linkin Park references
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
My dad keeps sneaking bird references into his sentences
Well, toucan play that game.
Stolen from Dad Jokes
My wife left me because I made too many Green Day references
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
do you think the builders used a pic for reference?
When Shaquille O’Neal gives you a birthday card, he always signs it with a reference to his favorite 80’s song.
My professor asked me why did I put only one of the three authors as a reference.
I said that I didn’t feel tempted to do so et. al
Lord Of The Rings Book Reference
*reference to Spongebob and Patrick stealing Sandy's fur*
Gotta know a couple different show references to get this one.
Had to hit him with an 80’s music reference over text for keeping a secret
I've gotten to the age when young people don't recognize my song lyric references anymore.
Well I guess this is growing up.
My wife told me to stop making references to Bruce Willis films
I told her, “Sorry babe, old habits Die Hard.”
You’re the world’s greatest dad although my frame of reference is pretty limited.
Happy Father’s Day fellow dads!
Had colonoscopy the other day and laid this one on the doctors while waiting to pass out: I'm gonna put you guys down in my resume as references.
You are the only people who really know me inside out.
My friend yelled at me for always making Backstreet Boys references.
I couldn’t understand the reasoning behind her aggression but she seemed to only get angrier when I asked her to tell me why.
Interviewer: Your reference letters said that you take things too literally.
Me: Whoa! Reference letters can talk now?
Another type of goodbye (look close and sea the scale reference to a oven worse pun from earlier)
My boss told me to stop making Ace Ventura references.
Why did the student stop citing references?
Because he had his appendix removed.
If you're gonna make a pun using an One Piece reference...
you better have a Grand Line!
Most people know of Godwin's Law, that eventually every every internet discussion will reference a certain German dictator. TIL that there is another one about referencing a certain German salad; it's Cole's Law.
He was talking about the ding-a-ling song (dads will get the reference)
Kids today don't get my references to the greats of classic comedy like Groucho, Harpo and Chico
I give them high Marx if they do.
I was looking into creating a 3D model for a project - I had the body already done for me and I needed to do some R&D about the rest of it. Found this really nice source reference to help me plan a head.
the-blueprints.com/bluepr…
My Dad's terrible joke in reference to Standing Rock.
My father and I were talking about Standing Rock and he says to me "It is such a shame what they are doing to those poor people, I had a Native American friend back when I worked a summer repairing light fixtures, his name was Many Hands." It took me a second to notice the shit eating grin on his face, I already knew I was going to have to hold my nose and flee the room when he says, "You know, because Many Hands makes light work."
[Game of Thrones reference] What does Daenerys Targaryen call King Robert Baratheon when he's going out to eat ramen?
I kicked 80s references into high gear with my family last night.
We were driving to the fireworks celebration in town as Bad Company's "Feel Like Making Love" played on the radio.
> Hey, if I worked as a manager at a glove factory, I would would ask new employees if they 🎶 Feel like makin' gloves?!? 🎶
Of course I couldn't let it go, so I followed it up with:
> If I worked at an aviary that specialized in dove procreation, I would ask my co-workers each morning if they 🎶 Feel like makin' doves?!? 🎶
The wife thought it was funny.
My mom, in reference to my grandfather's POS computer, while holding a spindle of blank CDs, "Does it burn?"
"If I use enough gasoline it will."
Wife (In reference to our unborn child): She's been kicking all day. She won't let me sleep!
Me: I guess you can say... she gets a kick out of it!
YEAHHHHHH!! (I didn't actually do this part, but it played in my head.)
Wife: groans go to sleep.
When did he last poop? (in reference to our one year old)
If you don't get my Harry Potter references, there is something siriusly ron with you
Professor asked if anyone knew what "home-range" was in reference to dolphin migratory patterns.
Me: It's Kansas State song.
I can’t believe people are still making “Friends” references 15 years after the show ended.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I can’t believe that even after 15 years, I would still hear people making “Friends” references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making “Friends” references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
It’s been more than 15 years since the show was over, but people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I can’t believe that even after 15 years, I would still hear people making “Friends” references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
It’s been almost 15 years since the show ended, and I can’t believe people are still making Friends references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I can't believe that 15 years after the show ended people are still making "Friends" references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way!
It’s been 15 years that the show ended, but I’m amazed that even today I hear “Friends” references.
No one ever told me life was gonna be this way.
My wife threatened to divorce me if I didn't stop making Linkin Park references
But in the end it doesn't even matter
My girlfriend just broke up with me for making too many linkin park references
But in the end it doesn't even matter
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