Wives are like grenades.

Pull the ring and the house is gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What do you get when you cross a French Ruler and a grenade?

Napoleon Blown-Apart!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frugatti_cuse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I have an alphabet grenade

if that goes off it could spell disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/svncactus117
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?

A ba-BOOM

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you call an Orangutan with a hand grenade?

A boomerang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UberHuber816
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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How do you put the pin back in a grenade ?

Quick answers PLEASE !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France.

Would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I ate an out of date grenade.

I got explosive diarrhea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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People who spam gas grenades in shooters are extremely toxic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blownapart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Deetz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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A man saw his friend googling what happens when you swallow a grenade...

The man asked, β€œWhy are you googling that?”

The friend responded, β€œSomeone said I should try it. They said it would blow my mind.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Armed grenade
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_a_pathetic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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My wife and a hand grenade have one thing in common

Remove the ring and my house is gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pizzarius
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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French Grenade
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvocadoHammer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What do you call a handmade Jewish incendiary grenade?

Mazeltovcocktail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv1236
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What do grenades drink?

β€˜Splode-a pop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregcoind2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What’s the similarity between a woman and a grenade?

Pull the ring and the house is gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey-Tribbiani92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Be careful around alphabet grenades

If you throw it, it could spell disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patmcheese
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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What Do you call a gay grenade

A fraggit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/offsidenickel7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Someone was making fun of me. So I threw them in an oven with a grenade.

Boom! roasted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3Dbabble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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"Jake, would you quit using your goddamn plasma grenades!!!"

"What can I say man, it's my schtick!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaintySload
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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Women are like grenades...

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rattlee_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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What do women and grenades have in common?

Once you pull the ring your house is gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hot_dwag
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Wives are like grenades...

Remove the ring and BOOM your house is gone!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum blown apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassDeviant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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What happens when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-A-Part

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HStew42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Wives are like grenades, remove the ring and boom!, House is gone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrocket
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N0B0dyyy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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