30 Hilarious Grenades Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Wives are like grenades.

Pull the ring and the house is gone.

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👤︎ u/RedMusical

📅︎ Jan 12 2021

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What do you get when you cross a French Ruler and a grenade?

Napoleon Blown-Apart!!!

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👤︎ u/frugatti_cuse

📅︎ Dec 21 2020

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I have an alphabet grenade

if that goes off it could spell disaster

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👤︎ u/svncactus117

📅︎ Nov 29 2020

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What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?

A ba-BOOM

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👤︎ u/Chicken_Nugget1567

📅︎ Oct 20 2020

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What do you call an Orangutan with a hand grenade?

A boomerang.

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👤︎ u/UberHuber816

📅︎ Nov 29 2020

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How do you put the pin back in a grenade ?

Quick answers PLEASE !

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ May 18 2020

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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France.

Would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

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👤︎ u/dennyitlo

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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I ate an out of date grenade.

I got explosive diarrhea

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ May 03 2020

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People who spam gas grenades in shooters are extremely toxic.

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👤︎ u/darkkiller1234

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blownapart

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👤︎ u/Charles_Deetz

📅︎ Dec 05 2019

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A man saw his friend googling what happens when you swallow a grenade...

The man asked, “Why are you googling that?”

The friend responded, “Someone said I should try it. They said it would blow my mind.”

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp

📅︎ Apr 04 2020

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Armed grenade

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👤︎ u/i_am_a_pathetic

📅︎ Sep 18 2019

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My wife and a hand grenade have one thing in common

Remove the ring and my house is gone

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👤︎ u/Pizzarius

📅︎ Aug 05 2019

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French Grenade

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👤︎ u/AvocadoHammer

📅︎ Sep 03 2019

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What do you call a handmade Jewish incendiary grenade?

Mazeltovcocktail.

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👤︎ u/Marv1236

📅︎ Aug 04 2019

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Nov 30 2019

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What do grenades drink?

‘Splode-a pop.

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👤︎ u/gregcoind2000

📅︎ Sep 27 2019

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What’s the similarity between a woman and a grenade?

Pull the ring and the house is gone

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👤︎ u/Joey-Tribbiani92

📅︎ Feb 03 2019

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Be careful around alphabet grenades

If you throw it, it could spell disaster

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👤︎ u/patmcheese

📅︎ Feb 03 2019

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What Do you call a gay grenade

A fraggit

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👤︎ u/offsidenickel7

📅︎ Jan 09 2019

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Someone was making fun of me. So I threw them in an oven with a grenade.

Boom! roasted.

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👤︎ u/3Dbabble

📅︎ Nov 02 2017

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"Jake, would you quit using your goddamn plasma grenades!!!"

"What can I say man, it's my schtick!"

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👤︎ u/DaintySload

📅︎ Nov 22 2013

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Women are like grenades...

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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👤︎ u/Rattlee_

📅︎ Apr 02 2019

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What do women and grenades have in common?

Once you pull the ring your house is gone

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👤︎ u/hot_dwag

📅︎ May 03 2020

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Wives are like grenades...

Remove the ring and BOOM your house is gone!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum blown apart

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👤︎ u/puggoamber

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart.

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👤︎ u/GlassDeviant

📅︎ Jul 05 2018

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What happens when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-A-Part

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👤︎ u/HStew42

📅︎ Apr 19 2019

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Wives are like grenades, remove the ring and boom!, House is gone

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👤︎ u/eternalrocket

📅︎ Jul 14 2017

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back...

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👤︎ u/N0B0dyyy

📅︎ Nov 24 2016

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