Marriage is like a hand grenade....

Remove the ring and the house is gone.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
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What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?

A ba-BOOM

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What do you call an Orangutan with a hand grenade?

A boomerang.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blownapart

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My wife and a hand grenade have one thing in common

Remove the ring and my house is gone

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👤︎ u/Pizzarius
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OMG
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My grandpa grew up during the depression, as a result, he never threw anything away.

He died in the war, holding a hand grenade.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum blown apart

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👤︎ u/puggoamber
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart.

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