Bomb Pun megathread!
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Help ! I am running out of bomb puns ! Details inside.
So, me and my group of friends recently started a gag going on one of our friends. She rolls with it, so it's okay.
So we just mess around with puns like "You're the bomb", "You've got an explosive personality", any bomb or explosion reference/pun we can make when talking with her or about her basically.
However, we are running out of puns.
Anyone got suggestions ?
What did the Reddit user say after setting a bomb in a bank?
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I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.
Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.
What type of bomb is found at the bottom of the ocean?
This joke is gonna bomb
Where can you find weapons of mass destruction in Walmart?
In aisle 8
What sound does a bath bomb make?
Some guy watches a bomb go off. He says...
"That blows"
My friend told me this one
Terrorists have planted bombs in cans of alphabetti spaghetti.
If they go off it could spell disaster
Did you hear about the color bomb?
I got to drop this bomb yesterday at Thanksgiving
Grandma: So what did you do to your turkey? Was it mexican?
My Mom: No we tried a cajun sauce this time
Grandma: What makes it Cajun?
Me: It’s Thanksgiving so its a special oh-cajun
The bomb didn't want to go off.
Someone put a bomb in my mailbox.
Holy shit this post blew up.
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb in a bank?
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The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...
How do you disarm a bomb made out of cheese?
If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced…
Bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Xmas. Close to sell by date.
Better eat it before it goes off.
Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called ‘H-Bomb?’
It’s known for fusion cuisine.
what do you get if you eat a bomb?
I made a joke about a bomb on this sub once
You hear about the new bomb made out of horses?
I was walking past a shop, and there was a classic bomb in the window Beside it was a sign that read "$1, irreplaceable fuse"
I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"
So I told this joke about bombs to my friends
If I see another gender reveal bomb meme...
I can't stand bomb diffusing movie scenes
It always comes down to the wire.
What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?
I’m the kind of guy that would yell “Language” whenever anyone curses. My friend yelled out the F-bomb. I said “Language.” She then flipped me off.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
A scientist created a miniature bomb
When it was done, he didnt know how to activate it, so he put it under a microscope
Blew up in his face
This pun's the absolute Bomb
What's the best kinda bath bomb
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
Today my maths teacher showed us a bomb
then he blew the lesson way out of proportion
TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
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What would a Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT : Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold
If “womb is pronounced “woom”, “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, then then shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced
“BOOM”
I hope that blew your minds
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside of Fort Knox?
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