Bomb Pun megathread!
Post all bomb puns here, whether they be good or bad.
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Help ! I am running out of bomb puns ! Details inside.
So, me and my group of friends recently started a gag going on one of our friends. She rolls with it, so it's okay.
So we just mess around with puns like "You're the bomb", "You've got an explosive personality", any bomb or explosion reference/pun we can make when talking with her or about her basically.
However, we are running out of puns.
Anyone got suggestions ?
Terrorists have planted bombs in cans of alphabetti spaghetti.
If they go off it could spell disaster
How do you disarm a bomb made out of cheese?
Did you hear about the color bomb?
The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...
Someone put a bomb in my mailbox.
Holy shit this post blew up.
I got to drop this bomb yesterday at Thanksgiving
Grandma: So what did you do to your turkey? Was it mexican?
My Mom: No we tried a cajun sauce this time
Grandma: What makes it Cajun?
Me: It’s Thanksgiving so its a special oh-cajun
Bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Xmas. Close to sell by date.
Better eat it before it goes off.
The bomb didn't want to go off.
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called ‘H-Bomb?’
It’s known for fusion cuisine.
If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced…
I made a joke about a bomb on this sub once
I was walking past a shop, and there was a classic bomb in the window Beside it was a sign that read "$1, irreplaceable fuse"
I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"
what do you get if you eat a bomb?
If I see another gender reveal bomb meme...
So I told this joke about bombs to my friends
You hear about the new bomb made out of horses?
I can't stand bomb diffusing movie scenes
It always comes down to the wire.
If i’m scared to go on a flight, i always bring a bomb.
Because what’s the chance of being 2 bombs on 1 flight?
What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?
I’m the kind of guy that would yell “Language” whenever anyone curses. My friend yelled out the F-bomb. I said “Language.” She then flipped me off.
A scientist created a miniature bomb
When it was done, he didnt know how to activate it, so he put it under a microscope
Blew up in his face
Today my maths teacher showed us a bomb
then he blew the lesson way out of proportion
What's the best kinda bath bomb
TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
Fortune-teller was killed by a car bomb
This pun's the absolute Bomb
In a new movie 007 must save us from a mad man intent on setting off an atomic bomb on the bottom of the Ocean
Hey guys I made an unstable bomb.
"You da bomb!" is a compliment in the West.
And an argument in the Middle East.
Ariana Grande is the bomb
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb in a bank?
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What would a Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT : Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
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If “womb is pronounced “woom”, “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, then then shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced
“BOOM”
I hope that blew your minds
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside of Fort Knox?
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
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What do you call a boomer with a bomb strapped to his chest?
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