What did the Reddit user say after setting a bomb in a bank?
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What type of bomb is found at the bottom of the ocean?
Did you hear about the color bomb?
The bomb didn't want to go off.
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb in a bank?
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The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...
Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called ‘H-Bomb?’
It’s known for fusion cuisine.
You hear about the new bomb made out of horses?
I was walking past a shop, and there was a classic bomb in the window Beside it was a sign that read "$1, irreplaceable fuse"
I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"
I’m the kind of guy that would yell “Language” whenever anyone curses. My friend yelled out the F-bomb. I said “Language.” She then flipped me off.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
This pun's the absolute Bomb
What's the best kinda bath bomb
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.
"You da bomb!" is a compliment in the West.
And an argument in the Middle East.
In a new movie 007 must save us from a mad man intent on setting off an atomic bomb on the bottom of the Ocean
Ariana Grande is the bomb
One of the particpants at an adult foster care home dropped this bomb.
I work at a house and take care of two gentlemen with mental disabilities who live there. One of them dropped this gem today:
Him: What would happen if I didn't have a mouth? I couldn't talk.
What would happen if I didn't have a nose? I couldn't smell.
What would happen if I didn't have any ears? I couldn't see.
Me: Do you mean you couldn't hear?
Him: No, my hat would fall down and cover my eyes.
I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.
This is no laughing matter.
When the suicide bomber discovered that he can detonate bombs with his phone, his mind was blown...
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split
I got fired from the bomb disposal squad
I had a blast working there.
What did the pilot of the Enola Gay say before dropping the bomb ?
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
Little Johnny gives the terrorists four bombs, but then changes his mind, and takes three back.
Dealing with the arctic bomb cyclone (xpost /r/wholesomememes)
Several members of the bomb squad were in a heated debate over which wire to cut
When another member walked over and astutely pointed out ‘discord’
Did you hear about the album titled ‘Bomb?”
A friends dad got me with the atom bomb.
Me- it looks like an atom bomb
Dad- well where's the eve bomb then
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside of Fort Knox?
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