A list of puns related to "Shells"
but it's actually more sluggish..
He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish!
You'd think they'd move faster this way, but it just makes them more sluggish.
Itβs a hard back
Because she outgrew her b-shells
You slug it!!
But now he's just sluggish
She grew out of her B shells
Egg
Egg: Am I a yolk to you?
Because they canβt have mussels.
Me: "I never worked in a nut shell."
On the shellf.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"
A shepherds spy.
Donuts
Because.....
It wasn't a-fish-shell
He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.
Poor guy has been sluggish ever since.
Snail slides into a Tesla dealership after seeing Elon Musk on TV. Inches his way up to a salesperson. Snail asks to go on a test drive, the sales person shrugs, says sure, why not. It's been a slow day.
After it's over, snail is impressed. "I gotta get one of these!
Saleswoman asks if he can afford it. He is, after all, a snail. Snail retreats into his shell comes out with a wad of cash, the exact amount for the car.
"Yeah lady, I can pay! Can I get it customized?"
The woman says of course, but it'll cost more. Snail whips out more dough.
Snail says "Paint it with pink S's all over the vehicle!"
The saleswoman says sure and asks why.
The snail says "When I'm driving around, I want people to say 'WOW! Look at that fast, pink electric S-car go!'"
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
You can hear the SΓ.
All I got was 6 years for armed robbery
I asked him if he could hear the ocean in them
He said he felt a bit sluggish
It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
Would it be faster... Or abit sluggish?
But they're actually a bit more sluggish.
Just made it a bit sluggish.
high quality
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