You would think that a snail without a shell would move that bit faster..?

but it's actually more sluggish..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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I hear she has really come out of her shell.
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Did you hear about the racing snail who removed his shell?

He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captain_365
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Someone is going around smashing all of the shells at the beach. It’s unconchinable
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TIL that snails can shed their shells

You'd think they'd move faster this way, but it just makes them more sluggish.

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I wrote a book about armadillo shells the other day

It’s a hard back

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/No-Neighborhood-8556
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Why does a mermaid wear sea-shells

Because she outgrew her b-shells

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joeytherealking
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How do you get a snail out of its shell?

You slug it!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KayakFlyFisher74
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Shell yeah
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Extrahub
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I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...

But now he's just sluggish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yadnivek
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Warning: when you host a lobster race, all shell can break loose
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maddawg90
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Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?

She grew out of her B shells

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/potatogamer555
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What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?

Egg

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Egg: If you take me seriously, you'll leave my shell intact and not remove my whites. Me: *Breaks Egg and removes whites*

Egg: Am I a yolk to you?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goddred
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Do you wanna know why people with shell fish allergies can’t be body builders?

Because they can’t have mussels.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StareInUrEyeandPee
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Here's this sub in a nut shell
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Interviewer: "So, how was your last job in a nut shell?"

Me: "I never worked in a nut shell."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OliPark
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You know where I should put those sea shells I found at the beach?

On the shellf.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Strawbalicious
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I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.

"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"

A shepherds spy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AustralianGroan
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What kind of nut doesn't have a shell

Donuts

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KnightHawk37
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Me and my mother-in-law's relationship in a nut shell.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/usdsquare
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Why wouldn't the fish inspector approve the clam's new shell?

Because.....

It wasn't a-fish-shell

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It's time to shell-ebrate!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Radish00
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The snail left his shell at home.

He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Pluses
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Felt bad for that garden snail after he lost his shell..

Poor guy has been sluggish ever since.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrisonMike1111
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Me in a nut shell,
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ethan-555-
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My mother has a beautifully arranged shell-f at her home.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ostrantula
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I'm a shell of a man

Snail slides into a Tesla dealership after seeing Elon Musk on TV. Inches his way up to a salesperson. Snail asks to go on a test drive, the sales person shrugs, says sure, why not. It's been a slow day.

After it's over, snail is impressed. "I gotta get one of these!

Saleswoman asks if he can afford it. He is, after all, a snail. Snail retreats into his shell comes out with a wad of cash, the exact amount for the car.

"Yeah lady, I can pay! Can I get it customized?"

The woman says of course, but it'll cost more. Snail whips out more dough.

Snail says "Paint it with pink S's all over the vehicle!"

The saleswoman says sure and asks why.

The snail says "When I'm driving around, I want people to say 'WOW! Look at that fast, pink electric S-car go!'"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/earthwulf
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This made me laugh a shell of a lot
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thinkcriticaler
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Why do mermaids wear sea-shells?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rocknocker
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My turtle was upset.. he couldnt afford the new shell-phone
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smilingball
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Shell of a time
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snoopdogg420epicweed
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Just a mermaid talking on her shell phone.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xiams
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Shells
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/someone56409
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Honey, our relationship can't go on if you just close yourself into a shell.
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If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell

You can hear the SΓ­.

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Someone told me that if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea.

All I got was 6 years for armed robbery

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
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My friend was talking about how he found a box of shotgun shells in his desk

I asked him if he could hear the ocean in them

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nessnesn64
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A met a snail who had its shell removed

He said he felt a bit sluggish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OwnShallot2
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I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster.

It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....

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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
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If you took the shell off a snail...

Would it be faster... Or abit sluggish?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/J0eYT
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You'd think snails would be faster without their shells.

But they're actually a bit more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OmeletteAuFromage_
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trispir
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hughdman
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Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...

Just made it a bit sluggish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
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I thought a snail would be faster without it's shell but actually it is quite sluggish

high quality

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