I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...
But now he's just sluggish
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?
She grew out of her B shells
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︎ Aug 20 2020
You know where I should put those sea shells I found at the beach?
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︎ Jul 19 2020
I try to take my mermaid friends out of Atlantis every now and then to explore the coral reefs, wreckages and collect some shells, but they hesitate to do so...
I think they're a bit shellf conchess
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︎ May 18 2020
Why wouldn't the fish inspector approve the clam's new shell?
Because.....
It wasn't a-fish-shell
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︎ Jun 09 2020
The snail left his shell at home.
He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
My turtle was upset.. he couldnt afford the new shell-phone
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Someone told me that if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea.
All I got was 6 years for armed robbery
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︎ Jun 06 2019
I wanted to see if my snail would move faster without the it's shell
but it wasn't any less sluggish then before.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Amazon is selling oysters on the half shell (144 per case). Thatβs just gross.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
Two peanuts were waking down the street, one was wrapped in its shell
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Found a shell on the beach
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︎ Aug 10 2017
People have a misconception that if you take the shell off snails, it will go faster...
But they just end up being sluggish.
Edit: Don't thank me, the wife laid this one on me just now. I told her was going to post this on reddit, she said we've run out of stamps.
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︎ Jun 13 2015
I took the shell of my snail recently
Heβs been sluggish ever since
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︎ Apr 19 2019
What did the pistachio say to it's shell?
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︎ Mar 04 2018
Did you guys her about the racing snail that took off his shell?
Well after that he became a big sluggish.
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︎ Aug 15 2018
When you put a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean
I think I'm just hearing in between channels
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︎ Feb 19 2018
She Sells Sea Shells by the Sea Shore. Say that five times fast.
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︎ Jan 15 2015
If you took the shell off a snail...
Would it be faster...
Or abit sluggish?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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︎ Aug 08 2018
Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...
Just made it a bit sluggish.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?
Because she outgrew B shells..
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︎ May 30 2019
Why does The Little Mermaid wear sea shells?
Because she can't fit into D-shells.
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︎ Mar 30 2018
I removed the shell from my snail to make it faster
But instead it just made it sluggish.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Because B shells are too small
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︎ Mar 10 2017
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Because she canβt fit D-shells
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︎ Jan 07 2018
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