I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...

But now he's just sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadnivek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?

She grew out of her B shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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You know where I should put those sea shells I found at the beach?

On the shellf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I try to take my mermaid friends out of Atlantis every now and then to explore the coral reefs, wreckages and collect some shells, but they hesitate to do so...

I think they're a bit shellf conchess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaverickCS5
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Why wouldn't the fish inspector approve the clam's new shell?

Because.....

It wasn't a-fish-shell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voidtype
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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The snail left his shell at home.

He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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My turtle was upset.. he couldnt afford the new shell-phone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smilingball
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Someone told me that if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea.

All I got was 6 years for armed robbery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I wanted to see if my snail would move faster without the it's shell

but it wasn't any less sluggish then before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnhhjmmnnbggh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Amazon is selling oysters on the half shell (144 per case). That’s just gross.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sights_of_the_sun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Two peanuts were waking down the street, one was wrapped in its shell

The other was a salted..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsBenjiiii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Found a shell on the beach
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πŸ‘€︎ u/werdwar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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People have a misconception that if you take the shell off snails, it will go faster...

But they just end up being sluggish.

Edit: Don't thank me, the wife laid this one on me just now. I told her was going to post this on reddit, she said we've run out of stamps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bthefreeman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2015
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I took the shell of my snail recently

He’s been sluggish ever since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patmcheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What did the pistachio say to it's shell?

You're a nut case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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Did you guys her about the racing snail that took off his shell?

Well after that he became a big sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicyagedcheddar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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When you put a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean

I think I'm just hearing in between channels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidanOnEverything
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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She Sells Sea Shells by the Sea Shore. Say that five times fast.

thatthatthatthatthat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikemol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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If you took the shell off a snail...

Would it be faster... Or abit sluggish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0eYT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trispir
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...

Just made it a bit sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because she outgrew B shells..

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Why does The Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because she can't fit into D-shells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotlouise
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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I removed the shell from my snail to make it faster

But instead it just made it sluggish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?

Because B shells are too small

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnglazedDonuts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?

Because she can’t fit D-shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystrday_tmrw_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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