Y’all need better puns
I come to this subreddit everyday to get my fill of home baked dad jokes and some of these jokes are slackin. Let alone that most of them are puns!
I’ve already read ten puns today hoping that at least one of them would make me laugh but no pun in ten did!
This is my peak I will never come up with a better pun
What could be a better pun? Good post u/TwoCrossbows on r/memes.
Why did the Spider-Man in the alternate universe do better on his driver's test?
Because, naturally, he's a parallel Parker.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump…
But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
What's a thousand times better than Instagram?
Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?
Darth Vader's wife even better than Vader at lifting people off the ground
Ella Vader is a real professional
Why can you understand a horse better when you have a sore throat?
Because you are a hoarse whisperer
How does a shark try to make things better?
He looks for things to improve efishiency
My girlfriend told me that sex is better on holiday
Probably not the best postcard I've received 😔
When is a knock-off better than the real thing?
Why is aluminium man better than iron man?
The doctor told me to rub ketchup onto my eyes to see better
What is a thousand times better than Instagram?
Instakilogram. (I didn't want to tell it. The big boys made me do it).
Why is Buzz Aldrin a better king than Neil Armstrong?
Simple Buzz goes
I’m Buzz Aldrin second man on the moon, Neil before me
I get a better workout by studying calculus between sets.
I've found there's strength in numbers.
Certified Dad Joke: I went on a bike ride with my father-in-law, whose in much better shape.
At the first rest stop, I tell him I'm going to take my bike to the mechanic. There's something wrong with my bike because I keep pedaling harder and it's not going much faster. 😁
The next rest stop, my father-in-law says the same thing to a guy riding as "bike support." His response: 🙄
BOOM! Ladies and gentlemen, I earned my Certified Dad Joke badge. Good enough for Jedi Grandad!
What works better than a calculator?
Why are fruits better than vegetables?
Because we seed the best in them.
My Dad and I were arguing on the phone about how I’m not careful and need to invest in a better home security system.
He told me how there’s been an increase in crime in our neighborhood and he was going to come over and tell me how poor my security system is.
I told him, “all right Dad, anytime, my door’s always open.”
This I getting better hahaha
I think Steve Jobs would be much better at rapping than Gwen Stefani.
Then again, I'm comparing apples to bananas.
Did you know sleeping with blankets is 2x as likely to conduce to better sleep?
It’s just a blanket statement.
What's better than Swedish Nights?
Kirby Puckett was a great name. Could have been better
Every time I post on r/dadjokes, someone comments with a better version of my joke
I guess I suffer from premature ejokeulation
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
....because it is a little meteor (meatier)
Mount Rushmore looked better before it was carved
It's beauty was unpresidented
What's better than a weather forecast?
I need a better font that differentiates between O and 0.
I'm a bad judge of character.
On the one hand, 2021 has turned out to be better than 2020…. But, on the other hand,…
Some car companies hire vehicular acoustitions to make their cars sound better.
I like to call them engine-ears
What tastes better than it smells?
Why are music composers so much better at sport than rugby players?
Rugby players can try, but only composers know how to score.
Why are French bakeries better than American bakeries?
Life under the sea is better than the human world apparently
Yesterday I ate some thyme, and it tasted better than anything I had ever eaten before.
You could say I had the best thyme of my life.
If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better...
What taste better? A rock from earth or a rock from space?
Space rocks are a little meteor.
(edit: grammar)
Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?
Moon rocks are a little more “meteor”
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