Who is the cleverest Disney character?
Gaston; he's the winner of the No-Belle Prize
The question was what would Disney characters tinder bio be
What Disney character solved the most mysteries?
Quasimodo. He always had a hunch.
Who is the fastest Disney character?
Simba’s dad, he can Mu-fasa than everybody else
I wish characters from Disney animation would explain current events to me.
I'd love to see Brexit Ralph.
Is Esmeralda the most beautiful Disney character ever drawn?
I can't say for sure, but I've got a hunch.
What is a bees favorite Disney character?
BUZZ Lightyear
My wife asked if I heard about Disney trying to buy Twitter
"Yeah, if that happens every Disney movie will have to have 140 characters!"
My best dad joke yet to my wife while she was making Halloween costumes for the kids
This afternoon my wife was sewing Halloween costumes for the kids. My daughter is going to be her favorite Disney character, and my wife asks me how long I think the skirt should be.
Me: "Well, you are making a Minnie skirt!"
