To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket..
..you can hide but you can’t run.
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, “What’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,
I’d say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..
But I don’t want to sugar coat it.
What's the hottest jacket for fall?
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
(Haha I make myself laugh every time)
Why did the Thai pepper put on a jacket?
Because it was a little chili.
Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
Why did my sister wear a jacket before the game?
She was just warming up.
My dad made this joke, and i loved it.
Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?
The jacket fought the pants over who was more important to the suit...
My friend always wears this jacket which has LED lights stitched onto the back.
He is such a LED-back person.
Why was the habanero wearing a jacket?
Saw a jacket I really liked at the store, but forgot my wallet at home.
I have one thing to say to the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you can’t run.
What do illegally-imported leather jackets do when they hear the cops coming?
My Dad: “Did you hear about the lousy painter who always wore a jacket?”
“He thought one coat was enough”
What do you call a guy who blows all his money on jackets at the advice of a psychic?
Why did the momma pepper put a jacket on her baby?
Because he was a lil chili
I walked up to the cashier with my new waistcoat, jacket and trousers.
He said, "That will be £725."
"What!" I replied, staggering back. "Do you intend to pocket the remaining £724.97?"
The cashier was baffled. "I don't understand, sir."
"The assistant over there told me it was a 3p suit," I replied.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide, but you can’t run.
To the man who stole my camo jacket
You can hide, but you can't run
To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can’t run
To the person in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket
you can hide but you can't run
Edit: spelling
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket.
You can hide but you cant run
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide, but you can't run!
Have you seen the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camo jacket?
He can hide but he can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camoflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide but you can't run.
To the disabled man who stole my camo jacket:
You can hide, but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run
To the man in a wheelchair who stole my jacket
You can hide, but you can't run
The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.
The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.
To the man who stole my camouflage jacket in the wheelchair
You can hide but you can’t run
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can’t run but you can hide
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can’t run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.....
You can hide but you can't run.
To the man in the camouflage jacket who stole my wheelchair
You can hide but you can't run!
Message to the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket
You can hide, but you can't run!
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you can't run
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