To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket..

..you can hide but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob-Snacc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...

...happy days!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kublakhan1977
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, β€œWhat’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,

β€œCurrently”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I’d say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..

But I don’t want to sugar coat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspectorPK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What's the hottest jacket for fall?

A blazer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

(Haha I make myself laugh every time)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Why did the Thai pepper put on a jacket?

Because it was a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurFaceMcBeard
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says β€œBut I had a 3-piece suit.”

Tailor says β€œThe vest is yet to come.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cristarain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why did my sister wear a jacket before the game?

She was just warming up.

My dad made this joke, and i loved it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGalaxyMemist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Why did the jacket win the war against the vest?

The jacket had armies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnorBohanon17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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The jacket fought the pants over who was more important to the suit...

It ended up a tie

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My friend always wears this jacket which has LED lights stitched onto the back.

He is such a LED-back person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Why was the habanero wearing a jacket?

It was a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaggyB
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Saw a jacket I really liked at the store, but forgot my wallet at home.

Its a bomber.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I have one thing to say to the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide, but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rendezv0uz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What do illegally-imported leather jackets do when they hear the cops coming?

Hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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My Dad: β€œDid you hear about the lousy painter who always wore a jacket?”

β€œHe thought one coat was enough”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDarkSides
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What do you call a guy who blows all his money on jackets at the advice of a psychic?

A seer-sucker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickmanofdoom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Why did the momma pepper put a jacket on her baby?

Because he was a lil chili

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAGuyInTampa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I walked up to the cashier with my new waistcoat, jacket and trousers.

He said, "That will be Β£725."

"What!" I replied, staggering back. "Do you intend to pocket the remaining Β£724.97?"

The cashier was baffled. "I don't understand, sir."

"The assistant over there told me it was a 3p suit," I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:

You can hide, but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_reddit03
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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To the man who stole my camo jacket

You can hide, but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spinach_Stock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_oneshoe_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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To the person in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.

You can hide, but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinkyOreo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket

you can hide but you can't run

Edit: spelling

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket.

You can hide but you cant run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiliumRose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide, but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HBRmemes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide, but you can't run!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Have you seen the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camo jacket?

He can hide but he can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHispanicPickle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackatron07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camoflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowdaruma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/layostoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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To the disabled man who stole my camo jacket:

You can hide, but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Multiple_Melons
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Xx_Layan_xX_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.

You can hide, but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vebom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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To the man in a wheelchair who stole my jacket

You can hide, but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikklovesreddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.

It ended up a tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petsarenice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.

It ended up a tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petsarenice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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To the man who stole my camouflage jacket in the wheelchair

You can hide but you can’t run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBlueJelly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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To the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket

You can’t run but you can hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atumanov55
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide but you can’t run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.

You can hide, but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casualredditor0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.....

You can hide but you can't run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tangledtitty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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To the man in the camouflage jacket who stole my wheelchair

You can hide but you can't run!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golden_Furnace
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Message to the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket

You can hide, but you can't run!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leaf_Leavezz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide, but you can't run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuttshaw_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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