Life Vest Puns

Life is a Vest

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👤︎ u/luciferismybitxh

📅︎ Oct 17 2019

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I take a vested interest in my friends love life

http://imgur.com/ymB2qOL

Used an image cause it has an image in it.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/lifelesslies

📅︎ Apr 26 2015

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What do you say to a police officer when he gets on your boat?

Police put on your life vest!

(This is a joke I made up at the age of 6 while on a boat!)

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👤︎ u/NoLoMoXI

📅︎ Oct 07 2020

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