I've just bought my wife a new coat, that's all the colours of the Spectrum.
Black, with grey rubber buttons.
Where does Santa keep his coat?
In the Clause-it
I'm applying coats of varnish to the table I'm making
My brother: Jeez, How many coats do you need? I'm sure the table is warm enough already!
The wife has a new Ewok fur coat.
She looks totally wicket in it.
What do you call a swat officers coat?
A brooch and clear
I was going to buy my kid this winter coat we saw at the mall, but I couldn't afford it.
So I had to jacket.
What kind of coat does a house wear?
A coat of paint
You really should be careful not to leave your coat laying around.
You never know when someone might jack it.
I saw a woman wearing a coat made out of animal pelts.
I was like, "Fur real?"
Why do bears have hairy coats?
Fur protection
I looked rather dapper in my pants, coat and tie, if I don't say so myself!
The clothes suited me.
My kid just got fired from his coat check job.
He couldn’t get the hang of it.
Coat of Arms
What do you call three cats standing on top of each other, wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
Two elderly women were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. One woman has a stroke.
The other couldn’t reach.
What do you call three cats standing on top of each other, wearing a trench coat, pretending to be human?
A purrson
“The Queen is coming. Please wear your family coat of arms.”
Buttoning up my little daughter's coat one day, it hit me ....
Being a parent really is fastenating.
Did you hear about the lady who bought a fur coat?
She wanted to be the miss in lynx
Why do brown bears have fur coats? ...
‘Cos they’d look silly in anoraks.
A saw a man with the hood on his coat jumping up and down reddit.com/r/cleanjokes/c…
When I go golfing,I like to bring two coats with me ...
In case I get a hole in one.
Two coats hung next to eachother at a Burlington coat factory. One said to the other, "Can you beleive I'm 100% polyester?"
The other said, "I could be suede."
What kind of coat does a house wear?
A coat of paint
Why do bears have a heavy coats?
Fur protection.
Why did bears have hairy coats?
Fur protection
