I like your pea coat

It matches your pee pants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fendaar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2016
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Dad swoops in on Christmas.

My mom and dad got me a nice pea coat for Christmas.

Me: "wow thanks! This is nice"

Dad: "pea coat, you wouldn't believe the shit coat I got!"

[collective moans]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClosetGinger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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My dad asked my brother if he had to go to the bathroom

Brother: "No, why?"

Dad: "Because you're wearing a pea coat!"

He later took a selfie with the camera he was supposed to be taking pictures of the family with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puredinosaur
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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