Pee Pea Pun Attack !
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What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
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︎ May 25 2021
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!
>!Not everyone can pea (pee) soup!!<
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︎ Apr 16 2021
True Story: tonight my wife was making dinner and she was using some fresh peas. She dropped some on the floor.
My 4 year old said βmummy, youβve peeβd on the floorβ
Needless to say I was in stitches.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Did you hear about the audio drama about peas?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I donβt what is so hard about it. Iβm a trapped peas artist.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
(Rough one but I just used it on my kids and they laughed)
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I come in peas
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
We have achieved world peas
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Whatβs a dads favorite kind of peas
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︎ Nov 04 2020
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I βpeaβdβ on the floor.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
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︎ Jul 04 2020
EAZY E did a collab with Black eye peas.
It was called Easy Peasy.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do you get with surprise peas?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars.'
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Whatβs the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Finally achieved world peas
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︎ Feb 27 2019
How do you request for rented peas?
By saying "Pea-Lease"
(Thats if they rent peas)
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I found my son sleeping in a tub of peas.
βMay he rest in peas,β i said.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Lost a pea off my plate at dinner.
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︎ May 12 2020
Iβm writing a novel about a detail-oriented British pea farmer.
Itβs called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
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︎ May 22 2020
The Hip peas loved this stuff.
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︎ Jun 03 2018
Peas out.
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︎ May 02 2019
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song
But chick peas can only hummus one.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
The black eyed peas can sing us a really good song...
but the chickpeas can only hummus one.
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︎ May 08 2021
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but...
the Chick Peas can only humm us one!
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︎ Apr 16 2021
The black eyed peas can sing us a tune
But the chick peas can only hummus one
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︎ Apr 16 2021
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song...
But the Chickpeas can only hummus a tune.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song
but the chick peas can only hummus one
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︎ Apr 15 2021
From my 8yr old: Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef, but you canβt pee soup!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Some people are not a fan of the Black Eyed Peas
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can learn to roast beef.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes...
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︎ Mar 24 2020
In memory of my Dad, hereβs his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Jun 17 2018
What's the difference between roast-beef and pea-soup?
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