Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song
But chick peas can only hummus one.
Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!
>!Not everyone can pea (pee) soup!!<
True Story: tonight my wife was making dinner and she was using some fresh peas. She dropped some on the floor.
My 4 year old said “mummy, you’ve pee’d on the floor”
Needless to say I was in stitches.
Did you hear about the audio drama about peas?
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
What are sentient pea pods called?
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
(Rough one but I just used it on my kids and they laughed)
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
We have achieved world peas
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
What’s a dads favorite kind of peas
EAZY E did a collab with Black eye peas.
It was called Easy Peasy.
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars.'
What do you get with surprise peas?
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
How do you request for rented peas?
By saying "Pea-Lease"
(Thats if they rent peas)
I found my son sleeping in a tub of peas.
“May he rest in peas,” i said.
Finally achieved world peas
Lost a pea off my plate at dinner.
I’m writing a novel about a detail-oriented British pea farmer.
It’s called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
The Hip peas loved this stuff.
What's the difference between a lentile and a chick pea?
I've never had a lentile on my chest before.
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but...
the Chick Peas can only humm us one!
The black eyed peas can sing us a tune
But the chick peas can only hummus one
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song...
But the Chickpeas can only hummus a tune.
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song
but the chick peas can only hummus one
From my 8yr old: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Some people are not a fan of the Black Eyed Peas
Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes...
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can learn to roast beef.
What's the difference between roast-beef and pea-soup?
In memory of my Dad, here’s his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
I’m writing a novel about a detail-oriented British pea farmer.
It’s called Mind Your Peas and Queues.
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