My dad said this at supper

My dad said "I forgot I had pee in my pants" and pulled a handful of pea pods out of his pocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheClassyWizard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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My dad while eating soup...

Upon noticing that my sister picked out all of her vegetables in her chicken noodle soup, I asked her about her disgust for a certain pod fruit.

My dad leaned in and said "come on girl, give peas a chance!"

Yeah. A classic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonstrousJames
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2015
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