Saw this fine pun at work the other day
No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
2020 hasn't been all bad. I've been doing fine off my OCD meds now for about..
..6 months, 15 days, 9 hours, and coming up to 12 minutes..now
Everything was fine until I got a universal remote
Everything at the AA meeting was going fine
Until Jesus went to go get a glass of water
Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?
Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.
Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.
Son: Daddy there’s a spider in my room. Dad: he’s fine, he’s just minding his own business. Son: what business does a spider have?
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
I hope you scrolled past that.
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
What do you call a dog that floats fine?
Don't worry, I'm fine after the sex operation
I mean normally the customer service at the chip shop is fine. But when there's huge lines and only a few teens working there? Then it's...
My friends are always saying it’s fine to hug and kiss their kids...
But when I hug and kiss their kids it’s suddenly a lawsuit.
There's a Fine Line Between a Bad Joke and a Dad Joke
You can see it in the middle of the "B"
fine enough, self advertisement? i think not.
My English skills and mental health need improvement, but my math skills are fine.
Me grammar sucks and i is imaginary.
There is a fine line between saving and killing
When I went to the county courthouse to pay my fines with a bag full of dimes, the clerk wasn't very happy...
There's a fine line between
Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,
But their sausage was the wurst!
My dad is having a colonoscopy today butt he should be fine.
My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...
Just so I cover all the bassists.
Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download “Come Sail Away” or “Satisfaction” on ITunes. “Turn, Turn, Turn” is perfectly fine however.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.
He will be fine by next spring time
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Remeber, there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like a moron.
A tailor walks into a clothes shop and requests a fine garb.
Unfortunately, everything they had was too small. I guess they didn’t suit him.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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But only a fraction of people understand this.
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Only a fraction of people would get this.
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Son, there is a fine line
Between a numerator and a denominator.
There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
Only a fraction of the people will get this joke
There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.
Only a fraction of people understand that joke.
there’s a fine line between a dad joke and a bad joke
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
only a fraction of people will get this joke
There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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