Saw this fine pun at work the other day
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︎ Feb 12 2019
I was excited to get a large can of fine meat from Amazon.
But it turned out to be spam.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
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︎ Jan 16 2021
*calls mum * son : I'm in hospital but don't worry everything is fine
Mum : you're the daym doctor and this wasn't funny the first time
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︎ Dec 24 2020
A minute ago my calculator was fine and now, mysteriously, it's not working.
Something just doesn't add up.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Thereβs a fine line between a secret
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︎ Jan 23 2021
No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
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︎ Nov 14 2020
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
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︎ Apr 01 2020
2020 hasn't been all bad. I've been doing fine off my OCD meds now for about..
..6 months, 15 days, 9 hours, and coming up to 12 minutes..now
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Everything was fine until I got a universal remote
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Everything at the AA meeting was going fine
Until Jesus went to go get a glass of water
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?
Yeah, itβs called a Sin-tax.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, βhere is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, βare you a vet?β
He said, βvet? Iβm fucking soakingβ
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︎ Jan 07 2020
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
I hope you scrolled past that.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.
Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
What do you call a dog that floats fine?
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︎ May 30 2020
Don't worry, I'm fine after the sex operation
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Itβsa fine Mario
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︎ Feb 20 2020
I mean normally the customer service at the chip shop is fine. But when there's huge lines and only a few teens working there? Then it's...
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︎ May 15 2020
My friends are always saying itβs fine to hug and kiss their kids...
But when I hug and kiss their kids itβs suddenly a lawsuit.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Itsa not fine
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︎ Jan 27 2020
fine enough, self advertisement? i think not.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
There's a Fine Line Between a Bad Joke and a Dad Joke
You can see it in the middle of the "B"
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︎ May 13 2020
When I went to the county courthouse to pay my fines with a bag full of dimes, the clerk wasn't very happy...
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︎ Mar 07 2020
My English skills and mental health need improvement, but my math skills are fine.
Me grammar sucks and i is imaginary.
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︎ May 20 2020
There is a fine line between saving and killing
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︎ Apr 23 2020
There's a fine line between
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︎ Apr 20 2020
My dad is having a colonoscopy today butt he should be fine.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
Tech tip: Itβs dangerous to download βCome Sail Awayβ or βSatisfactionβ on ITunes. βTurn, Turn, Turnβ is perfectly fine however.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.
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︎ Apr 05 2018
Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,
But their sausage was the wurst!
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︎ Mar 05 2020
My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...
Just so I cover all the bassists.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator
Only a fraction of people would get this.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,
But only a fraction of people understand this.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Thereβs a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of people know this
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︎ Jun 06 2020
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
Only a fraction of the people will get this joke
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Son, there is a fine line
Between a numerator and a denominator.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.
Only a fraction of people understand that joke.
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︎ Sep 17 2018
thereβs a fine line between a dad joke and a bad joke
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︎ Dec 24 2019
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
only a fraction of people will get this joke
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︎ Jan 04 2019
There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
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