Saw this fine pun at work the other day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aidenj6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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I was excited to get a large can of fine meat from Amazon.

But it turned out to be spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NidalFlame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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*calls mum * son : I'm in hospital but don't worry everything is fine

Mum : you're the daym doctor and this wasn't funny the first time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJonesy007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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A minute ago my calculator was fine and now, mysteriously, it's not working.

Something just doesn't add up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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There’s a fine line between a secret

and memory loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApologeticKid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will understand that

Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixFlamebird
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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2020 hasn't been all bad. I've been doing fine off my OCD meds now for about..

..6 months, 15 days, 9 hours, and coming up to 12 minutes..now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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she seem fine, doe. v.redd.it/cezjbhna2br51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/un_open
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Everything was fine until I got a universal remote

It changed everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Everything at the AA meeting was going fine

Until Jesus went to go get a glass of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoodie1240
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?

Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, β€œhere is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, β€œare you a vet?”

He said, β€œvet? I’m fucking soaking”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohanlahiri05
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.

I hope you scrolled past that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdickcorrine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.

Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.

She did not hold Up well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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What do you call a dog that floats fine?

A good buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorettooooooooo
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Don't worry, I'm fine after the sex operation

No hard feelings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/within_kamath23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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It’sa fine Mario
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueOps
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I mean normally the customer service at the chip shop is fine. But when there's huge lines and only a few teens working there? Then it's...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElvisGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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My friends are always saying it’s fine to hug and kiss their kids...

But when I hug and kiss their kids it’s suddenly a lawsuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agfwouldbecool
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Itsa not fine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMemeGod13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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fine enough, self advertisement? i think not.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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There's a Fine Line Between a Bad Joke and a Dad Joke

You can see it in the middle of the "B"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwnciau
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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When I went to the county courthouse to pay my fines with a bag full of dimes, the clerk wasn't very happy...

It was in tenths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeskies307
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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My English skills and mental health need improvement, but my math skills are fine.

Me grammar sucks and i is imaginary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdiscer
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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There is a fine line between saving and killing

Take 911 for example

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firestone9999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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There's a fine line between

public and pubic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forreslump
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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My dad is having a colonoscopy today butt he should be fine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BBgotMak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download β€œCome Sail Away” or β€œSatisfaction” on ITunes. β€œTurn, Turn, Turn” is perfectly fine however.

Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,

But their sausage was the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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My boss said that an outdoor concert was fine this fourth of July celebration despite the forecast f rain...

Just so I cover all the bassists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator

Only a fraction of people would get this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickleLife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,

But only a fraction of people understand this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of people know this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sontrii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

Only a fraction of the people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reasonable-Loan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Son, there is a fine line

Between a numerator and a denominator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

Only a fraction of people understand that joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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there’s a fine line between a dad joke and a bad joke

that line is the Y-axis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soildressing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

only a fraction of people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talcabus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
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