My friend came to a fancy dress party wearing a suit and shoes made of bread.

He looked spiffy in his loafers.

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Boyfriend's dad let this one go at the dinner table.

In trying to figure out the material of my boyfriends spiffy new jacket:

Mom: Could it be felt?

Dad: (Rubs jacket in between fingers) It is now!

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I consider myself a decent purveyor of dad jokes, but my dad showed me there is still much to learn from him

I was drinking in an Irish pub on St. Patrick's Day a few years ago when the building suffered a malfunction. The register cover of the air conditioning vent was not secured to the wall and worked its way loose, hitting me and a friend. I ended up with a cut on my forehead, a spiffy blue bandaid from the kitchen first aid kit, and a comped bar tab.

My dad told me I should have duct.

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