An audience member asked me how I made the brisk sharp cracking sound with my hand.

I told her it was a snap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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It was a little brisk outside this morning when I woke up

Which is a shame because I really prefer Lipton to Brisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MainSoftwareBug
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...

Business has been Brisk, baby!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Dad Jokes

It was a brisk Saturday morning when Gerald arrived at β€œThe CafΓ©,” a hip coffee shop right down the street. Wearing his large, burly black coat, he stared hesitantly at his watch. Thick glasses adorned his bright blue eyes, his gaze like starlight in a clear night sky. He was waiting, intently twiddling his thumbs. After a buzz of his phone, the message from Dad popped up: β€œParking now, be there in 5.”

β€œDad,” he whispered under his breath, swiping the message away to once again reveal the image on his lock-screen: a hazy picture of an ultrasound.

Gerald had not spoken to his father for three years. They had had a falling out, over which he did not remember. To him it was a competition of who could wait the longest without calling or sending a text. Who could wait the longest: him without a father, or his father without a son? The idea of friction in the relationship hurt like a thorn; piercing his soul more and more everyday. Until recently, out of the blue, β€œDad” popped up on his phone. The rest is history. The rest leads to that Saturday morning, at The CafΓ©.

Bang! A car door rang out not too far from where Gerald stood. Gerald saw him. His father wore his tweed jacket like a coat of armor. His strut was now weaker than before they stopped talking; a weakness evident in his cane which supported every right step. His shortly trimmed white beard juxtaposed against his uncut, curly grey hair gave him the image of a wise wizard from a fairytale. He used to be that figure to Gerald, yet instead of a nice ancient being acting like a stone to keep him grounded, Gerald had felt as though his father was a rock pulling him deeper and deeper into a sea of monotony. Holding him back from his true potential. Maybe that was why he left? He still did not know.

β€œHello, son,” came the withered voice Gerald had sook for so long, yet now that it had arrived wanted to avoid. β€œI can’t believe it’s been so long!”

β€œYeah,” said Gerald, allowing a smile to grace his face. β€œToo long!”

Then they hugged, signifying a change in their relationship. Gerald had hoped something could happen to bring them closer together. He did not want to go on wondering what could have been. The regret and sadness weighed him down. Before starting a new family, Gerald wanted to be reacquainted with his own.

After finding their table and sitting down, the two began to discuss life. It was like old friends catching up after a long break. Although it took some time, Gerald began to warm u

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sullyrr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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My dad just went to get some iced tea

.....claimed he needed to go on a Brisk walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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I got double dad joked by my 6 yo

My daughter was riding her bike while I was brisk walking next to her. After a few minutes, I told her that I was tired.

She goes "Hi Tired, I am two tired"


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πŸ‘€︎ u/chanderjeet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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My father-in-law's joke.

We're coming out of a restaurant after dinner and it's a little brisk out.

My husband: "It's cold out here!"

Me: "Where's your jacket?"

Husband: "I left it at home."

His dad: "He's keeping the house warm while you're gone."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illdrawyourface
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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