What does a magician like on his pasta?

Presto sauce.

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📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear at the count of three. He starts, “ Uno! dos!...”

and then presto he vanished without a tres!

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👤︎ u/MapReston
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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Want me to make you a sandwich?

Dad: Hey, want me to make you a sandwich?

Me: Sure dad!

Dad: snaps fingers Presto chango! You are now a sandwich.

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👤︎ u/ignatius87
📅︎ Oct 11 2013
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I need pesto puns

All I can think of are "dressed to impesto" and "Jacque Pesto", "stop pestoing me"... it's for a pizza

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📅︎ Jul 10 2017
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