Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy
Took a pretty good picture of the meteor shower a few days ago.
Why couldn't the meteor sit down comfortably?
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
How often do meteor showers happen?
Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?
How did the dinosaur get clean?
Sweet, but I like mine a little meteor
A simple question from my 6 year old son.
A meteorite is a small meteor, right?
Full credit to my son, he will truly make a great dad some day.
How does the Earth keep itself clean ?
There's a meteor shower tonight...
My friend told me "there's a meteor shower tonight you should watch!"
And I responded by saying
I'm not a pervert why don't you just let meteor shower in privacy.
A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Legoland
The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.
What was the name of that Meteor will cause Gen Z to panic?
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
What’s the difference between a meatball and a meteor?
How do you think dinos felt after the meteor?
Where does a meteor go with abdominal pain?
Did you hear about the meteor?
He was like a rock star, but he eventually fell down to earth.
How does the moon take a bath?
We should be thankful for meteor showers...
... because "meteor bath" sounds like it would be devastating
If the meteors that hit the earth are called meteorites...
Does that mean the ones that miss are meteorWRONGS?
So, if the Yucatan meteor that killed the dinosaurs caused a tsunami...
...then I guess dinosaurs were killed by a Mexican Wave.
Son: Dad... What's the difference between a meteor and meteorite?
Me: One is wrong and the other is right...
Wife: eyeroll
A meteor becomes a meteorite once it hits the earth. What do you call a meteor that missed the earth?
After my girlfriend posted a picture of us at a Meteor Crater..
(Me) "You spelled meteor wrong."
(Her) "Did I really?"
(Me) "Just joking, you spelled meteorite. "
Single meteors
Do you know why you never see a meteor by itself?
Because they travel impacts.
Were the dinosaurs scared when they saw the meteor coming?
I just told my dad there was gonna be a meteor shower tonight.
He replied “Do I need soap?”
Why was the astronomer arrested?
He was watching a meteor shower.
Ever have your kid come up with a better punchline than your original?
I went to ask my daughter:
Where do you park when you visit the moon?
(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)
But straight faced she replies:
Anywhere you can find space.
Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....
Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.
What's the difference between a good beef wellington and an asteroid?
One is meaty and the other is a little meteor!
What was it called when all the good dinosaurs ascended to Heaven before the meteor struck?
Why are shooting stars tastier than asteroids?
Because they are a little meteor.
What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?
The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.
What is an alien's favourite show?
If you catch a meteor
do you claim meteor rights?
If "meteorite" is the term for when a meteor strikes the ground, what are they called when they miss?
Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks?
Why don't we eat asteroids until they get to Earth?
Because that's when they're meteor!
How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
Why does a moon rock taste better then an earth rock?
Because there a littler meteor.
What’s the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
It’s just a little meteor.
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