Why are French snails faster than others?
TIL: The French snails are faster than snails found anywhere else in the world.
What works faster than a calculator?
A pregnant mare can run faster than a horse
Because it has 2 horse power
The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve faster-than-light particles in here.”
A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.
Why is a pregnant horse faster than a regular horse?
Because the pregnant one has two horsepower.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I reckon I can run faster than a shark.
So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!
Did you know The Flash can run faster than lightning?
This is mainly because lightning can't run
I told my dad I could run faster than his car he replied how? I said
I learned pregnant horses are faster than other female horses
They have double the horsepower
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
A person that works faster than expected always has extra time on their hands.
The same is true for clocks.
(PSA: Remember to correct yours tonight, as applicable.)
Why can't my bicycle go faster than light?
My church can move faster than light
Why do injured cats get to the vet faster than injured dogs?
Cat litter's more common.
Did you know centipedes have a faster top speed than humans.
They run at 100 feet a second
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve particles that move faster than light."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?
It’s capital has been Dublin every year.
A new study has found that white envelopes tend to be delivered faster than envelopes of any other colour
I guess you could say that there's...
white mail privilege
Hippos can run faster than humans on land, and swim faster than humans in water.
Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
I heard some scientists were surprised when they discovered a particle that moves faster than the speed of light.
I guess they just didn’t see it coming
I’ve heard about new technology capable of building houses way faster than a human
But i need concrete evidence
My coworkers and I were discussing the future and faster than light travel.
One of them said, “All we have to do is make ourselves massless and then we can do it.”
Another replied “But how do we bring our luggage?”
At which point I chimed in, “You pack light.”
Why do photons move faster than sound waves?
Because they’re traveling light.
Why are boys faster than girls?
Well they better be, each one is equipped with a stick shift and ball bearings.
-credit: my dad.
Why do motorized vehicles always get over traumatic events faster than everything else?
They have shock absorbers.
Why are parked cars faster than moving cars?
Because they're in a solid-state drive
How do you call a butterfly that can fly faster than any other butterly?
Second-hand cigarette smoke kills faster than smoking them, does it?
Then you'd better start smoking if you wanna see old age.
My wife said, of RideLondon participants, "I can ride faster than that on my bike in the garage"
I replied, you won't get very far in the garage
What works faster than a calculator?
What works faster than a calculator?
What works faster than a calculator?
What works faster than a calculator?
What works faster than a calculator?
What’s Faster Than a Calculator
Why are French snails faster than American ones?
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
You know how light travels faster than sound?
That's why people look bright until they open their mouths.
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Do you know why my bicycle can't go faster than speed of light ?
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