A velocity raptor.
What happens when he loses control?
He T-Rex.
Talking about our dog, Baxter, who is deaf, a little clumsy, and a big goofball
Her: You know, maybe he does have some neurological issues.
Me: Maybe. But we wouldn’t know for sure unless we get a CAT-scan, and we’re too poor for that.
Her: Well, in this case it would be a DOG-scan, right?
Fast 10 Your Seat Belts.
Fast-10 your seat belts.
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
An Escasooner
A kids meal.
A Hamburglar
Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt
They never McSense.
Because they’re hauling booty
Because, he had a hurry cane.
Reel quick
Because its pasteurized before you see it.
But I didn't see him
Zumba
Put sugar in the gas tank. It’ll be hyper, until it crashes.
I told him to stop Russian about
I’m in a hurrycane!
It’s helicopt-air
You could say my competition is getting slim.
Me: I don’t think very fast at all
Wife: Why not?!
Me: Well I mean they have all that dead weight in the back...
Literally a conversation we had last night. She actually laughed out loud!
I guess I'm just looking for love in all the wrong paces.
Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
I always draw a _____ .
do they go at fixneck speed?
One day we’re playing with the bathtub alphabet set while I wash him; the next he asks me to get the ‘F’ out.
... does it become a calcu-earlier?
It has 2 horsepower
Instant Pot.
I prefer the sidewalkeo.
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
A Brrrrrrger.
A velocity raptor
And its called "Fast Ten, Your Seatbelt"
It will be titiled "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts"
