If life gives you melons...

...you might be dyslexic

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Myrdn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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How do witches cook their food?

With an electric Coven

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tryze
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tutandgroan
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I made a pact with the ants in a sacred grove...

It was a coven-ant covenant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bentnotbroken96
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Where did the witchy drones head to as the flood waters rose?

The ark of the coven ant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sandysingssongs
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My dad tried to make us laugh during dinner with a joke

My family and I were discussing the difference between soul sisters and sisters. My brother pointed out that the quote 'blood is thicker than water' is actually shortened from 'the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb'. Dad says 'I guess there's always womb for interpretation.' Ba dum, tsss.

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