I’ve decided Genesis only has one good song.

That’s All

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuietSquid8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Genesis Rising (u/folxify) had a good dad joke:

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park your car, man.

http://i.imgur.com/lkGbFJk.png?2

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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What's the first book in the video game bible?

Sega Genesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Where does the Bible mention smoking?

Genesis 24:64 -- And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible?

Genesis 1:1 -- "In the big inning..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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My dad got me and my sister today in the car

I was in the car with my sister and my (very white) dad today and we were next to an old black genesis that was blasting rap music with the windows down. So my dad looks at my sister and I with a smirk, changes to the hip hop station on satellite, winds down the window and cranks the volume to the top, bobbing his head along with the music and making peace signs. He refused to turn it off for the rest of the 10 minute car ride because he was so proud of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gre3nLeader
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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Baseball and the Bible

Dad: Did you know that baseball is in the Bible? Me: You're lying. Dad: I shit you not. It's in Genesis. Here. (Pulls out a bible and opens to Genesis.) Genesis 1:1, "In the big inning." (Looks at me with his eyes opened wide and busts out laughing.)

I facepalmed, then laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intelligentleman2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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This guy out-dadjoked my own dad

Today Dad and I are on a tour and this other dad is making small talk. He drops these on us without warning:

D2: What's the only book of the Bible that mentions baseball?
Genesis! It says "In the beginning..."
D1: ... Oh, in the "big inning" ... uncomfortable chuckle

D2: When does the Bible mention football?
When Jesus went for the cross.

everyone else looks at each other as if to groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wxyo
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2014
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I only know one Genesis song.

That’s all.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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