Knock knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who?

A mosquito.

Knock knock.

Who's there?


Ano who?

Another mosquito.

Knock knock.

Who's there?


Athir who?

A third mosquito.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kokobiggun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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April fools joke 2014

I passed my co workers a note that said that they missed a call from "Mr. Baer," and attached the callback number as the direct line to the local zoo.

Played out like this - "Your local zoo, how can I help you?"

"yes, hello, I'd like to speak with Mr Baer..... facepalm I think I have the wrong number..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BugSTi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2014
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So my daughter is in a group that lets one kid take home a stuffed owl for a week, and write in a book about what activities they did with the owl, and return it for the next kid to take home.

This past week was her turn, and it’s due to go back tomorrow evening. So tonight while getting ready for bed I casually remind my wife that tomorrow was the deadline and to remember to write in the journal.

I say β€œI wrote it on the white board so that we all have a chance to remember”

She replies β€œYou may have to text me from work β€œremember the owl””

So I go to the next room and text right then and there: β€œRemember the Owl-amo!”

I could hear an audible groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanillaacid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Knock Knock

Who's there?


Amos Who?

A mosquito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehlews128
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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