Impaler Puns

A list of puns related to "Impaler"

Why was Vlad the Impaler such a good speaker?

He always got to the point.

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👤︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist and Vlad the Impaler have in common?

Same Middle Name

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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Say what you will about Vlad the Impaler...

...the guy knew how to make a point.

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👤︎ u/BrotherFluffy
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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What type of car does Vlad Dracula drive?

A Chevy Impaler.

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👤︎ u/Ezra611
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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A tree trunk impaled my computer

Now I can't log in

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👤︎ u/g0t__em
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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What is the cheapest kind of nuts to buy?

Deer nuts, they are under a buck!

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👤︎ u/corbit26
📅︎ Jul 17 2017
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My dad showing the dark side of his humour

Reading my dad a news story about a local driver who got impaled after hooning a Maclaren down a hill and wrapping it around a tree:

Me: Apparently he was airlifted to hospital with a piece of wood still sticking out if his chest.

Dad: Is he alright?

Me: It doesn't say, but I presume he's critical.

Dad: Well at least he had stake for dinner.

I'mGoingToHell.jpg

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👤︎ u/AaronM1D1
📅︎ Jun 23 2014
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