Werewolves Puns

A list of puns related to "Werewolves"

Werewolves are notoriously hard to find....

.....otherwise, they'd be known as Therewolves.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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Why don’t werewolves ever know the time?

Because they aren’t whenwolves.

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👤︎ u/themeatspin
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do vegetarian werewolves eat?

Aaarrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuugggguuuullaaa!!

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👤︎ u/WaxHeadroom
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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In the movies, silver bullets can kill werewolves.

In the military, it's used for analyzing heat casualties.

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a village of werewolves?

A lycan thorp.

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👤︎ u/Falkynbird
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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Why can't werewolves tell time

Because they are not when wolves

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👤︎ u/danspud69
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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When are werewolves friendly?

When they take a Lycan to you

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👤︎ u/Malmot404
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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Where do werewolves live?

In warehouses.

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👤︎ u/tj_likes_eggs
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise.

Catherine: Dylan.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?

Make them stub their toe.

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👤︎ u/Fitzz7
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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When do werewolves meet to duel?

At High Moon

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👤︎ u/BeardedWonder0
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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Why do werewolves listen to the same song over and over?

They like Lupin it

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👤︎ u/JimbobobaboBob
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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Where do you keep a bunch of Werewolves?

A werehouse!

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👤︎ u/LesbianSchoolShooter
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Why does Hollywood always portray Werewolves as evil and violent?

It's just a lazy lycan-trope.

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👤︎ u/Dogmanistrator
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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Why don't werewolves drink Coors light?

Because they're silver bullets.

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👤︎ u/Frenchz
📅︎ Apr 19 2015
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Werewolves are notoriously hard to find....

Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why don't Werewolves tell you the time?

Because they aren't Whenwolves.

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👤︎ u/SyncingShiip
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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Where do werewolves live?

Warehouses

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👤︎ u/Hostile-Potato
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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