There's a traitor in our midst /r/PunKGB/comments/ej582c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiamiMasochist
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WHY is Donald Trump a traitor?

He’s Putin America second.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
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What would u call Hitler if he got removed of his own dick by operation and put someone else's dick there?

Dic-traitor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kestrokapil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you call a traitorous acorn?

Treason

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayestOfBears
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Damn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0M3T5
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I just witnessed a murder

They flew over my house, it was really cool!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Llamaz
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What do you call a Canadian who has been living in USA for too long?

US Eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nishan_572
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What did the mom potato say when she found out her baby potatoes were working for the enemy?

Traitor tots!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
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Where does Benedict Arnold shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
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where do treasonous people shop for groceries?‬

β€ͺTraitor Joe’s. ‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domthehuman1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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When I told my Dad I quit teaching to work in finance

He asked

"Will that make you a traitor or a trader?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsherwoodmathman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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SOMEONE in this house needs to know how to Dad properly.

We're catching up on Agents of SHIELD tonight, and I commented that Agent Gonzales always seems to be conspicuously drinking a glass of water. My husband agreed that he does seem suspicious, and wondered aloud if he was actually a traitor.

I responded, "He may just be trying to stay Hydra-ated," and proceeded to fall over laughing on the couch while the husband slowly shook his head and sighed. Somewhere, my dad is glowing with pride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miett
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2015
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The punchline is key

A few weeks ago I stayed at my dad's house. In the morning I found I had forgotten my keys and therefore had locked myself in. Because I didn't want to get told off/mocked by my dad, I phoned my brother's girlfriend to go to my brother at his work, retrieve the key from him and bring it back to dad's house to let me out. The following week my brother (the traitor) told my dad about this escapade and dad phoned me to mock me and tell me that not only was there a spare key in the house already, dad just happened to be driving past the house when I left anyway so could've let me out himself...

These are some of the key-related puns since then.

> me: dad, I didn't get the job in [city]

> dad: don't worry, it wasn't a key position.

Today in the restaurant we ate at: oh look! They do KEY lime pie!

Dude turns his head to look at me as dad and I walk down the road together: oooh! He looked keen. Geddit? Keen? KEY-n

> me: okay dad, you can stop with the key jokes now.

> dad makes the motion of sealing his lips and locking them with a key, immediately bursting into fits of giggles before he says: nah I think this joke has many more possibilities to unlock. more laughter

So many groans...

Ninja edit: something went funny with the submit page...

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