I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I'll bet the guy who invented the snooze button...

.....never invented anything else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...

He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrickekingFricker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.

The steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultim8umly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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When the third zero came up, I promptly bet my money against another one appearing...

...and quickly lost everything.

It was all four naughts.

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A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.

The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuke_k9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I bet the scale is feeling a little under the weather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtflagnard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Bet the burglar also stole some vodka
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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John Wick said to the ninja, β€œBet ya can’t hit me with that thing!?”

Ninja replies, β€œShuriken”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/great_red_dragon
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I bet he would be the butt of many jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd.

He's a FaceBookie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.

Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impostorbot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup

Man did I eat my words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaltzWithPotatos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I bet you'll read the title twice.

Title

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameTheTrait
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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A lawyer and a law maker had been in an argument for several years, escalating into a bet to see who would break the law first. The lawyer then found himself in a trial against the law maker.

The law maker was outlawed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N1ch0l2s
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I bet my girlfriend that I could make a car out of anything from the kitchen cupboard

Should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhatPhlaps
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I asked the President of China to make a bet with me. But he refused saying that he won't. Because as the President of China,

he is very concerned about not losing Tibet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said you’re on.

I said, β€œit’ll be 0-0.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I bet when Japanese chefs get stressed in the kitchen about not having enough pots and pans...

They just go for a wok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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A man walked into a bar with his pet octopus. He went up to the counter and bet everyone in the bar $50 that they couldn’t bring the octopus a musical instrument that it couldn’t play...

One man pulled an old guitar off the wall that hadn’t been tuned in years and gave it to the octopus.

The octopus took the guitar, tuned it right up and began play.

There was no doubt that the octopus was an excellent guitar player.

The man paid his handler $50 and sat down.

Another man brought a saxophone to the octopus.

The octopus took it and stared for a bit.

After a minute or two the octopus began playing a deep and soulful jazz solo.

This man paid his $50 and sat down.

The bartender went into the back and brought out a set of bag pipes.

The bartender said, β€œI’ll bet $100 that the octopus can’t play these bagpipes.”

The man agreed and handed them to the octopus.

The octopus sat there eyeing the bagpipes up and down for quite awhile.

The handler began to get nervous so he said to the octopus, β€œHurry up and start playing the thing”

The octopus spewed, β€œPlay it?! I wanna marry her!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I bet they’re better dancers too πŸ˜‚ a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShayButter420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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You can bet on firemen at the beach.

It's a shore-fire thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiandi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I bet the ocean is salty because no one waves back.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewishing
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

You have the biggest penis out of all your friends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gatimelo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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My brother and I made a bet as to who could walk barefoot on Legos on the floor. I lost the bet.

I suffered the agony of defeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Pick any name in the world. I bet I can sing a song with that name in it..

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear...

Edit: Wow. Wasn't expecting over 1,000 upvotes on my first ever post. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morgan921
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2013
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I bet the guy who first sold printing paper made...

A4tune.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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I bet my friend that i could lose more weight than him within the last month

I lost 10 pounds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killer4free
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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I'll bet the van is full of hockey sticks and Moosehead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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I bet the career of a geologist can be...

Pretty rocky at times. Though I am sure if they can stay grounded they won't get buried by it all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDreamofNarwhals
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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A man walks into a bar and makes a bet with the bartender...

He tells the bartender that he will bet $500 bucks that he can pee into 5 shot glasses that are 3 feet apart without getting a drop of pee on the floor. The bartender takes the bet quite confidently, thinking that there is no way the man can possibly do that.

They set up everything, the man has a couple of drinks and gets ready to go. As he starts peeing, he misses every single shot glass, barely getting any pee in any of the glasses. The bartender is laughing hilariously at the man's failure. "This is the easiest $500 bucks I'll ever make" he thinks to himself.

After the man finishes, the bartender, still laughing, ask the man, "why on Earth would you make that bet?!?" The man looks across the street and says "I bet the bartender across the street $2000 that I could make you laugh by pissing all over your floor."

Edit: wording

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spectra75
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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I bet the inventor of fans was pretty hot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhys_p09
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Bet I can tell you the score before the game starts,

0-0.

Watching march madness reminded me of this gem from the old man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dupreesdiamond
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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The inventor of the time machine is depressed, so I bet he can't wait to put this year ahead of him.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I had a bet with this guy I just met on who got the fastest ride

Just so you know, he’s Carlos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DAY_DREAM3R
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I bet these are on the back of the album cover.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegip11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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My arch enemy pointed at my T-shirt which read "Never forget WW2" and said "I bet you're so stupid you don't even know what the second W stands for".

I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbitel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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I bet the creator of the shovel was paid in spades for his invention.

The shovel was truly groundbreaking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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I bet the group TLC had some dirty dishes in their house.

None of them wanted any scrubs, so rinsing was all they could manage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foobz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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*bug splats on windshield* "Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABellGargoyle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2015
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I bet the Department of Defense gives the low-quality rations to submarines.

After all, they're sub-optimal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-kant_even
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.

He told me the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShastaBeast87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf

He refused, because the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Annonomon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.

He told me the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Someone bet me Β£1000 that I couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf

I told them that I couldn't take the bet, the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goatsodomizer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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I bet my local butcher $500 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.

He replied, "No way man, the steaks are too high!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZangeonS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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