Whats the best time on a clock?
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
Does anyone know the best way to remove ice from a windscreen?
I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....
Gravity Falls has the best puns
What is the best armor for stealth?
Leather. It's made of hide.
Gf asked for help, and I did the best I can
And the best neckwear award goes to......
What's the best part about being a guitarist?
Knowing your way around the G string.
What’s the best way to transport a giant foot?
Today is the best evening ever! Do you wanna know why?
Today evening at 21:21:21 o‘clock is the 21 day of year 21 of the 21 century.
The best way to make your pants last
Is to make your shirt first
Curse the creator of autocorrect! I asked my friend what the best shampoo to use was, and he replied “Panettone”.
That was last Tuesday, and I still haven’t got all the crumbs out of my hair.
What’s the best dinosaur to help with gifts ?
The composer whom best suits this pandemic is...
What's the best date to take a pansexual on?
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
My son might not be the best roofer in the world
What is the best way to cancel an appointment?
What kind of cheese never does a job to the best of their ability?
My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....
The best way to tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant is
that one of them is an elephant.
What type of flower is the best at math?
Office-ally the best pun thread
What’s the best way to trap a polar bear?
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
I think the best web designers in the world might be
Who's the best surrealist boxer?
What's the best New Year's resolution?
What's the best time to go to a watch store?
Literal puns are the best
The best thing to do when encountering a door jam,
Open a nearby door so you can stick it in ajar.
What’s the best thing to wear to court?
Where’s the best place to keep your underwear?
When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?
Wanting to impress my son at the zoo today, I revealed to him, "Used to be best friends with a giraffe, but we had a falling out." Puzzled, he asked, "What happened?" I shook my head, "I don't know really, but I felt..."
"He was always looking down on me!"
I have the best prostrate doctor.
Every time he examines me, he puts both hands on my shoulders to comfort me.
What’s the best present you can gift?
A broken drum kit.
Nobody can beat that....
Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"
But I joke other places, too.
What is the best house warming present?
What's The Best Part Of Living In Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
The best safe word to use during sex is “meatloaf”
Because it means, “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that”
What kind of sneeze is the best sneeze?
What nationality makes the best Mechs?
Mechs-icans!
(Actually a kid joke from my boy)
What's the best chair for a fever?
6:30 is the best time of day...
Why is leather armor the best armor to sneak around in?
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