Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"

But I joke other places, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kojaengi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Top Dad Jokes list, some of the best ones:

One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ice-_-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why is christmas time the best time to make an online dad-joke filled advent calendar?

Because it's the most punderful time of the year!

Link to calendar for those who want it: https://pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_AdventCalendar2020pdf.pdf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leron4551
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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The best joke my dad ever made

Was me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/driftginger22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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(Not a Dad Joke) I need a good list of the best dad jokes you guys have

It’s for a discord bot I’m going to put in a server full of people who could use some dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Defineoutdoors
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Where do you get the best dad jokes?

Hack the dad-a-base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qaddosh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Y’all wanna hear the best dad joke?

Father’s Day...

I’ll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derickito
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My Dad made the best (or worst) Dad joke at our Christmas Dinner

Cousin: I really want a dog this year.

Wife: What kind do you want?

Cousin: I’m really wanting a poodle.

My Dad: Just wait until it rains. There will be plenty of β€œpoudles” around.

Everyone else : πŸ™„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeepJangler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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The best dad jokes are unplanned

My family and I were in the car driving down the road the other day. My 5 year old asked for words that rhymed with blue.

β€œWell, there’s glue, two, moo, snoo, zoo, boo..”

My 8 year old chimes in, β€œDaddy, what’s snoo?”

My immediate response? β€œNot much, what’s new with you?”

My journey to the dark side has been complete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drako1117
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Not even from me, but from a 13 year old who can dad joke with the best.

Actual scenario:

Me-β€œI can’t find my phone.”

Him-β€œhave you checked your butt? Because I hear it can store a bunch of crap.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kemikulhalo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Why are Australian dad jokes the best?

Because they are koala tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Dad jokes are the best and i am now gonna write why

Why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Habnibal1429
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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The most thought provoking dad joke with the best ending

Please note this contains sweari g but has the longest and best build up to a dad joke

Enjoy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/539694198

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rwaggy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I'll always remember the best joke my dad ever told me:

"Hey kiddo, I'm heading to the store for cigarettes, I'll be back in a minute."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystrandir
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Every redditor here is looking for the best dad joke

When we were the best jokes our dads made all along

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theschizogenious
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Naming your kid Eugene jr. would be one of the best dad jokes

You'd be truly passing down your genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyzrul77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Dad jokes are the best
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arandomsloth1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What's the absolute best part about dad jokes?

When they become "apparent"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirtball231
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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The best dad-jokes are one-liners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Why are short people the best at Dad Jokes?

Because we always go for the low-hanging fruit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multiplesofpie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My wife had the best dad joke of the year.

Obligatory formatting from cell phone sorry.

Series of events that unfolded.

Laying in bed with wife she rips the tag off her pillows and says

Wife: I’ve been meaning to do this β€œbye-bye”

Me: geez Nancy pelosi

Wife : points at pillow it’s pillowsi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skat_o_Mancer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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I had a dream last night that I posted the best Dad joke ever on Reddit,

Thanks for making my dream come true.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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What’s the best dad joke?

Your mom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuietGiantWRX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Why do depressed people make the best dad jokes?

They’re already dad inside...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRoaringSeaLion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Sometimes the best dad jokes are simple

This afternoon...

My wife: Our vacuum cleaner sucks.

Me: Prefect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProudOwner7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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One of the best dad jokes that I've ever heard came from my girlfriend's four year old

In Wal-mart, looking for my girlfriend, and trying to practice my spanish

I look around and say "donde estan, donde estan, donde estan", kind of thinking about this song I heard years ago.

She goes, what does "donde estan mean?"

I say, well it sort of means "where are you, or where are they? I'm looking for your mom and your sister."

Her reply was "I donde estahnd what your saying"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/civilized_animal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2014
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The best joke my dad ever told

My dad is really proud of this one. It's the only joke he's ever told that's been funny enough to make somebody laugh so hard that they spit out of their nose. It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for this joke, so let me give you some context first:

He's been in a motorcycle accident (hit and run by an illegal immigrant), and had to have most of his vertebrae fused. They use titanium rods to hold your back from bending, so as you can imagine its kind of a major operation. His doctor prescribed a year (or longer if needed) of massage therapy, which he was thankful for. Twice a week he went in to a small clinic for a few hours at a time, and usually had the same masseuse. Let's call her Marge.

After four months of therapy they of course got to know each other very well. He was always faithful to my mother, but he was good friends with Marge. Their conversations range all the way from baseball to differentials, and everything stays platonic.

Here's where the story begins:

During a massage, they are having an energetic conversation, the time comes where he turns onto his back so that she can get to his knee ligaments (chainsawed his kneecap a few years prior, doc said may as well get there too). She goes at it like normal, and the conversation continues. Now here comes the part that made my dad wait to tell me this until recently: The "stimulation" in his knee for some reason, on that day out of all others, triggered a reflexive erection. There was nothing he could do to stop it.

The conversation goes quiet. Marge notices, but doesn't say a word. She remains professional. She continues working. My dad is more embarrassed than he's ever been. Several minutes of silence pass, and my dad cant take it anymore.

"Marge," he says, "I think we need to talk about the elephant in the room."

He raises his head to look down the table at her. He glances at it, then back to her. With a slight shake of his head he says:

"Wait nevermind, it's only his trunk"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DONT_PM_MEH_PLEES
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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I was in the delivery room with my wife when I tried my best to tell a hilarious dad joke. It wasn't well-accepted, and I realized...

I failed to read the womb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackjackCoolio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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I found a large collection of dad jokes and I copied the best ones. The first 10 are great but the last one is fucking gold.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMorlonelycat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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My mom pulled the best dad joke I've ever heard at a Chinese restaurant the other day

Her friend had come along with us to the buffet and was eating something that I can't quite remember now, but she ends up asking "where is the duck sauce?" To which my mom, without even skipping a beat, blurted out the following words with not a single emotion on her face, "probably next to the quackers". I almost choked on my food I was laughing so hard. Love you mom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deal_The_Man
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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I found out that the best way to read Dad Jokes is on the toilet

Because I always lose my shit over them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pipi55
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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My dad is the most dad jokingest person on earth. This morning he had a heart attack. He's stable and was making dad jokes all the way to the hospital. I need your best of the best jokes for me to tell him when he gets out of surgery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowboykillers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2016
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Dad jokes are the best and here's why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Dad jokes are the best and heres why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Applesmakemesick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Dad Jokes are the best. Now I will say why.

Why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buy_an_sel-l
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Dad jokes are the best and heres why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I just found out I am going to be a dad so I need to be prepared. Which are the best dad jokes you know?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiph209
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Dad jokes are the best and heres why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Dad jokes are the best and here's why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PermaDrought
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Dad jokes are the best and now I’ll say why
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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The best joke my dad ever created

Is me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFizDaWiz
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