The Best Cheese Puns

A list of puns related to "The Best Cheese"

What is the best type of cheese ever?

Goat cheese

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👤︎ u/Eavega
📅︎ Apr 15 2022
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What’s the best kind of cheese?

Shredded, because it’s great-ed

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👤︎ u/smitd12
📅︎ Jul 04 2022
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Me: "I like to eat the pork and cheese ones best"

Wife - who is Portuguese - "we know you like to eat the pork-n-chuese one" wink

It was totally unexpected. My wife doesn't usually throw puns, play on words, or her culture around like that.

I laughed so hard I had tears.

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👤︎ u/Elfere
📅︎ May 01 2022
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What is the best cheese to use to catch a bear?

Camembert.

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👤︎ u/BoopDoopMc5coop
📅︎ Mar 03 2022
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What is the best selling cheese in Vatican City?

Swiss, it's the most holy

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👤︎ u/medic_228
📅︎ Dec 05 2021
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Full grown deer might not taste the best covered in melted cheese

but their fawn do.

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👤︎ u/brendan_07
📅︎ Oct 27 2021
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Cheese pizza is the best.

Nothing tops it

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👤︎ u/Oh_My_Monster
📅︎ Oct 08 2021
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Where do you buy the best parmesan cheese?

At the parmers-market.

My 11 year old was less than impressed.

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👤︎ u/ZDubb31
📅︎ Aug 03 2021
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What is the best type of cheese to hide a horse in?

Mascarpone

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👤︎ u/Dugsalvador
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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Best time to break out the backup cheese?

In queso emergency.

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👤︎ u/KGAS-12
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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If you asked me how I would describe the best cheese in the world....

I'd say it's legend-dairy.

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👤︎ u/virtual_no_body
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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What's the best type of cheese to eat during the pandemic

Marscapone...

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👤︎ u/drumbar
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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The Greeks make the best cheese

You feta believe it!

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👤︎ u/charons-voyage
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world

I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes

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👤︎ u/decoolegastdotzip
📅︎ May 05 2020
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What’s the best cheese to paint with?

Double Gloucester

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👤︎ u/manctrev1974
📅︎ May 16 2020
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My wife asked if she picked the best cheese.

I told her that’s gouda, but you can do feta.

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👤︎ u/Fundertaker
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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People say that swiss cheese is the best... But I found a couple holes in that theory
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👤︎ u/BillnTedsTelltaleAdv
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Cheese Jokes are the Best Jokes!

I was at lunch with some friends today, and one left her cheese saying it was her least favourite. Another friend said that she didn't believe that a least favourite cheese was a thing - so I replied with:

"It's true - not all cheeses are created equal. I mean look at edam, that's made backwards!"

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👤︎ u/ryelacey
📅︎ Aug 26 2016
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Foot Cheese is the best!

It's leg end dairy.

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👤︎ u/alficles
📅︎ Aug 02 2017
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What's the best type of cheese to hide a horse behind?

Mascarpone.

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👤︎ u/LastgenKeemstar
📅︎ Nov 13 2017
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What is the best kind of cheese to use to catch a bear?

Camembert.

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👤︎ u/OctaviaPinfold
📅︎ Oct 26 2017
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