A list of puns related to "The Best Christmas"
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
Rap music
Because it's the most punderful time of the year!
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Cousin: I really want a dog this year.
Wife: What kind do you want?
Cousin: I’m really wanting a poodle.
My Dad: Just wait until it rains. There will be plenty of “poudles” around.
Everyone else : 🙄
A broken drum.
You just can't beat it.
A cardboard box, just what I wanted
Background Info: We are grabbing the presents from around the house that we hid from my sister-in-law's kids, when I pulled off a funny dad joke (to me it was funny)
Sis: Wait, where is the Frozen DVD you bought?
Me(Dad): I put it Elsa-where.
She didn't even laugh, she just stared at me and waited for me to leave.
A broken drum — you can’t beat it!
A broken drum.. you can never beat it
A broken drum... you can’t beat it
A broken drum... you can’t beat it
A broken drum... you can’t beat it
You just can’t beat it.
A broken drum. You just can't beat it.
A broken drum . . . . . Wait for it... . . . . . . . You can't beat it!
A broken drum. You just can't beat it.
It's a gift you just can't beat!
A broken drum. You can't beat it!
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