I’m taking a punt on this one
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Punt or kick the field goal?
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👤︎ u/doghaircut
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator

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👤︎ u/Genomademe
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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I don't buy Bethesda games anymore...

Because every time I open the case they fallout.

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Pun-ishing rant to those who think puns aren't funny, for them to use as an example.

I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.

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What is a pun joke Dad’s favorite dessert?

Nothing punT Cake.

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👤︎ u/bad11ama
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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The kicker fumbled the play

No punt intended

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👤︎ u/Pongoid
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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Watching the Texas A&M game over the weekend...

a&m punter kicks a 78 yard punt Me: "man that guy has a huge leg" Dad: "and he can kick far too"

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