Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
An udder day ... An udder pound ...
Why won’t Americans switch from pounds to kilos?
It would cause mass confusion
We Tried Getting Americans to Start Measuring Weight in Kilograms Instead of Pounds
But they were very cagey about it.
I miss when the ‘#’ symbol meant ‘pound’...
Last night I had a dream that I ate a twenty pound marshmallow.
I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone.
I lost 15 pounds on my Wii Fit
It was the best trade-in deal I could find
I lost 80 pounds.
Now I won’t be able to pay for that new toaster I wanted.
I was talking to a butcher the other day who showed me a 10 pound bratwurst
So I said "A ten pound bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!"
My friend dumped a five hundred pound load of pig intestines on his boss's desk in protest...
I've gained almost 20 pounds since the quarantine...
It didn't even cost me a pound.
The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.
It's a gross waste of resources.
Which weighs more, a pound of water or a pound of kerosene?
The water, because the other one is the lighter fluid.
If you add a dollar and a pound what do you get?
What did the 600-pound canary say to the cat?
[[in your deepest possible voice]] Here kitty kitty kitty....
Did you hear about the 500 pound man that they had to bury with a backhoe?
It was a huge undertaking.
What do you call 100s of pounds of bread?
Is that what they call a 900 pound Guerilla?
Son: Dad if I'm 99 pounds and eat 1 pound of nachos I would be 99% human 1% nachos!
Dad: you're 100% my son you will not !
Son: 99% your son.
Dad:...?
Son: 1% nacho son.
Why didn’t USA switch from pounds to grams?
I lost 150 pounds!
Unfortunately it was at a casino in England
I saw 2000 pounds of quarters the other day
I keep trying to make pound cake, but it never comes out right.
It's always off by a few ounces.
I lost 30 pounds in a week...
I really hate losing money.
I lost 10 pounds
But don't worry, I found it
If I want to lose a couple of POUNDS
...I’ll just pay England.
Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?
We're afraid of mass confusion!
What do you call a 1000 pound gorilla with a suit and tie and a machine gun?
In for a penny out for a pound
A pound of bricks weighs more than a pound of feathers
In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around $8.50. There are 7 bricks in a square foot, meaning you are buying each brick for about a $1.21. Today one dollar is 0.75 pounds, so $1.21 is about 0.92 pounds, meaning for a full pound you can buy 1.087 bricks for about a pound. Each brick weighs 5 pounds, which means 1.087 bricks weighs 5.435 pounds. Now on the other hand you many buy 48 feathers for one dollar in America , considering that one dollar is 0.75 ponds, you could buy 64 feathers. with one pound. Each feather weighs around 0.0003 ounces, which multiplied by 64 is 0.0192 ounces , which is 0.0012 pounds. 5.435> 0.0012. There you have it a pound of bricks weighs more than a pound if feathers .
I ran for an hour today and lost one pound!
Maybe I should take the money out of my pockets next time.
What happens when you drop a 14 pound weight on 2 canaries?
You kill 2 birds with one stone.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
I’ve put on 40 pounds over the holidays
For the first time in my life I’m not skinny. For those of you who have held out this long for a fat joke, the weight is finally over.
What do you call a Dog pound in Gotham city?
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
Did you hear what happened to the Americans when they changed to Kilograms from Pounds?
There was a mass confusion.
I had a dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow
When I woke up my pillow was gone
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night
There would be MASS confusion
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be a mass confusion
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion
Imagine what would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion!
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…
There would be mass confusion.
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