A list of puns related to "Lb"
This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.
She has a round figure.
She gave him a weigh in a manger.
She lost 120 lbs.
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
I guess he went ham on that Swiss.
They just came by and picked up all 4 pounds.
First it was the Freshman-15, then the Covid-19.
Only 25 pounds to go!
"this is the weigh."
It was wonton
It was a record setter.
He really raised the bar
A one ton wonton.
A mass murderer
He was half nuts
He said βWoah, thatβs a ton of stuff!β
Dad: Wanna know how to lose 10 ugly pounds really fast?...Cut off your head!
Wonton.
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