A list of puns related to "Lbs"
This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.
She gave him a weigh in a manger.
She has a round figure.
She lost 120 lbs.
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
First it was the Freshman-15, then the Covid-19.
They just came by and picked up all 4 pounds.
Only 25 pounds to go!
"this is the weigh."
He weighed wonton.
I guess he went ham on that Swiss.
It was wonton
He really raised the bar
A mass murderer
He said “Woah, that’s a ton of stuff!”
It was a record setter.
A one ton wonton.
He was half nuts
Answer: 200 lbs of feathers. Bricks are just bricks. but 200 lbs of feathers, you'll walk around also with the weight of What you did to those birds.
Dad: Wanna know how to lose 10 ugly pounds really fast?...Cut off your head!
Wonton.
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