Why did the chicken cross the PowerPoint?
To get to the other slide
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word".
Just PowerPoint me in the direction you want to go and I will Excel at getting us there.
You have my Word
I made my son sit through a 1 hour long PowerPoint presentation titled "The utmost importance of wearing a condom".
All the slides were just photos of him.
For my english final, I had to type a 6 page essay about AIDS, along with a one slide powerpoint with related pictures. My teacher didn't care for my pun. imgur.com/y5yqAD8
I made my son a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why you should wear condoms during sex
For some reason he didn't like the fact all the slides had his pictures.
The weight of Powerpoint presentations is measured in diagrams.
I've been germinating Sycamore and Milkweed seeds for about a month or so for bio class and today we had to present a powerpoint about it and i just had to take the opportunity.
Interviewer: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
Me: "I Excel at it."
Interviewer: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word".
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word"
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word'
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word"
- Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word"
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did PowerPoint cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
