The power of the Magikarp [OC]
What did one power line say to the other power line?
This morning my wife said "I think the power went out last night."
I said "should we ground it?"
Watt is the unit of power
Punctuate the title however you like.
Have I told you about the time I tied my shoelaces with just the power of my mind?
The blarney stone has lost its power
Now it's just a sham rock
The preachers are up in arms about Trump's plan to add more hydroelectric power plants.
They are worried about the damnation.
In the Israeli government who has the most power?
Thank god Canada’s not the global super power
What did the Windmill say to the Power Generator?
I’m a huge fan of your work.
What is the SI unit of power
The power went out in my house today.
I can melt an ice cube using the power of my mind
It takes quite a while though.
What did the Power Ranger say after being sent to the hospital?
I can picture the powers of the future, stronger than ever, and the resistance fighting desperately against them for freedom...
Before every battle, the resistors meditate saying, "ohm..."
Did you hear the recent electrifying news about a drunken idiot who climbed a power pole and got the crap shocked out of him?
It's good to keep up on current events.
What did Austin Powers say to the angry bee?
The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, “The Transformers blew.”
I said, “Yeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”
Watt is the power that lets then make these puns?
By the power of my pun fu
To show you the power of...
A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.
The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...
"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....
I had a power tool dropped on my head the other day...
One minute I was fine, then BOSCH!
My first job was at a Navajo reservation, running power lines to all of the outhouses
I wired a head for a reservation.
I walked into the office and literally seconds later the power went out
Man, I knew my presence wasn’t exactly electrifying, but you don’t have to be a dick about it.
e: this actually happened this morning, the power is still out right now, still got over half charge on my phone but no idea if I’ll be able to charge it later...
I’m working at a concert today but the power is out
I’m telling all of the attendees that if they have a flashlight, now is their time to shine.
If an electrical engineer is working in the forest, is he a power ranger?
Hear about the TV Actor from Power Rangers getting arrested?
Picked up earlier this week on drug charges. He's a Mighty Morphine Powder Ranger.
Why does Homer Simpson work at the nuclear power plant?
So he can bring home the D’oh!
My neighbor was trying to explain to me why the power went out last night.
But I was still in the dark.
Where's the best place to multiply exponents to the second power?
Got the day off from my job at the raisin factory due to a power outage
What has four legs, two mouths, is very scary and has the power to make a man suffer indescribable torment?
Why was the power drill a terrible comedian?
He was always forgetting his bits!
Pheromones are proof of the power of positive stinking.
Driving in the car and my Dad has suddenly just announced ‘my nickname is Spider-Man. Not because I have any special powers, it’s because I can’t get out of the bath’.
If Austin Powers was in the Bee Movie what would he tell the ladies?
Hey Dad! i finally found out what powers the legs...
E-LEG-TRICITY
--my 8yr daughter got me.
The power of Christ gives strength to this church's pun game.
My old physics teacher: "Can anyone tell me the unit of power?"
Teacher: Can anyone tell me the unit of power?
Class: Watt
Teacher: I SAID, CAN ANYONE TELL ME THE UNIT OF POWER?
What do you call an elevator when the power goes out?
Dark Vator.
(My daughter came up with that one on her own when she was about 5)
Did you hear about the Bruce Willis movie where his power is to put smashed dishes back together?
Summer 2019 - "Unbreak-a-bowl" coming to a theater near you!
How do you provide power to the underworld?
What did the power surge say when it entered the circuit board?
A friend called me an amateur (jokingly) for shutting off the power before working on a broken outlet.
I told him if he wanted to muck around with a 80amp 2.4Kw 120volt dimmer while it was hot, more power to him.
(I work in a theater)
Last night was really freaky at my bowling alley. The place was packed for league night and then, the power went out. People stopped what they were doing.
I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.
I think its funny when the power goes out
What do you get when the Energizer Bunny takes power in Turkey?
My friends and I were talking about power plugs the other day.
It was electrifying conversation.
Does the power grid in Jerusalem operate at DEUS VOLT?
Power's out where I live so I'm hanging out with the family. Little sister inherited my dad's sense of humor.
She said we should go to the corner to warm up—it's 90 degrees!
Power of the Dad Side
Wife looked at our three-year-old and asked: "Why am I being hit on the hiney with a lightsaber?" I immediately responded: "Because you're full of Sith."
Edit - grammar.
Is the first Austin Powers movie the ultimate dadjoke movie?
I told my friends I had the power to sense bread from India when it was nearby. Do you know what they said?
My dad at a wedding and the power goes out
My mom and dad are at a wedding and the power goes out. My dad is sitting at a table with my mom and 8 other people from her work that he doesn't know.
Once the power goes out he says "Everyone quick raise up your hands."
The whole table raises their hands and he has a puzzled look because the power didn't come on.
Then he says "That's weird, many hands make light work."
My mom was not amused.
Mum told a great dad-joke whilst the power was off.
So the power has been off the past day and it suddenly turned back on, bringing all the lights in the house back on with it. It stayed on for about 10 seconds before going off again, and mum quickly went:
Mum: "Quick everyone raise your hands up above your head!"
Everyone: "Why?"
Mum: "Many hands make light work"
Everyone: Groans
Can an electrician here help me reduce the power to our stereo by 4 joules per second?
My kids keep listening to a song and apparently want me to make it a little quieter, or "turn down 4 watts"
Roommate had to cut the power upstairs
Him: "Hey, I'm cutting the power now."
click
Him: "Did it work?"
Me: "I don't know…It's too dark to tell!"
Girlfriend's dad "The power is out..."
"So I'm watching a DVD on the tv" http://imgur.com/TmvHgaz
Realized the power of the mom joke today...
My mom acts as a mom and dad to me, basically.
She gets migraines from smells. Like wine and room spray kind of smells. These smells are in our house every day and she was complaining about them.
Mom: "...I have smell-sensitive migraines!"
Me: "Why don't you like wear nose plugs around the house?"
Mom: "Why don't you wear your ass?"
Watt is the unit of power?
Watt is the unit of power
Watt is the unit of power?
What is the name of the SI unit of power
What do you call the Power Rangers on drugs?
Might Morphine Power Rangers
What is the unit of power
What did the Green Power Ranger say when he broke his leg?
What is the unit of power?
What did the ER nurse say to the power ranger?
What is the unit of power?
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