I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.

He said: "Sure, knock yourself out!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My dentist is recommending I have my canines shaved down

But I just don't see the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Padre_Pizzicato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Did you hear the one about the secret agent that was captured behind enemy lines with a sheepdog as part of his disguise?

When he was put to death, his captors ground him up and baked him in the oven covered in gravy and mashed potatoes.

When questioned as to why such a cruel and unusual punishment was administered, they stated that this was the only way to correctly execute a shepherd spy.

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I wonder what calibre does North Korea use

To administer coronavirus shots

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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True story Dad joke

So not the kind you tell the kids, but certainly Dad jokes, and totally true!

I recently had a vasectomy and the guy 'doing the deed' was some genius wordsmith or was just trying to be punny.

The first thing he said in the prep-talk was "you won't feel a thing".

A few mins later it was "don't worry it will all be over quickly"

and finally whilst administering the local anaesthetic "you may feel a small prick".

We, I thought it was funny and he certainly gave me a chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Why are law students required to take creative writing courses?

So they can administer poetic justice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conundrumbombs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Girlfriend got me while hanging hooks

I was using a stud finder to make sure the fixture I was hanging had enough support

"I've never seen a stud this big"

Girlfriend responds and points at me

"I have"

Palm to face and she laughed so hard she stopped breathing.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthetic.

He said: β€œSure, knock yourself out!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gavelhead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anaesthetic.

"Go ahead," he said, "Knock yourself out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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β€œHey Doctor, can I administer my own anaesthetic?”

Doctor: Go ahead. Knock yourself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I asked my doctor if I could administer my own anesthetic...

He replied: "Go ahead! Knock yourself out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDPhoenix-8632
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I asked the Dr if I could administer my anaesthetic ...

He said 'go ahead.. knock yourself out'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I asked my anaesthetist whether I can administer the needle myself.

She said, β€œ Sure. Knock yourself out.”

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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