'An Inconvenient Truth' should be classed as a horror film.
There's so much Gore in it.
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︎ May 26 2021
I saw a billboard on the highway that said "the truth is out there", and I knew...
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︎ Jun 02 2021
If you have trouble believing someone is telling the truth or not; ask them if they like big butts
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︎ May 02 2021
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
The truth about bruised bananas
is they're simply unappealing
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︎ Apr 22 2021
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︎ Mar 02 2021
The shocking truth of why 6 was afraid of 7 revealed here.
7 was a Registered 6 offender.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What do you call a house that always tells the truth?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Technically the truth.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
How do you call a robot that only tells you the truth?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
My Wife Constantly Asks If Iβm Listening to What Sheβs Saying
Such a weird way to start a conversation.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I almost qualified for the national curling team
But I slid out of contention.
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︎ May 02 2021
Good Dads are hard to find.
But bad Dads are even harder to find.
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︎ May 13 2021
Ant thats the truth
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︎ Sep 04 2020
the truth is what we need
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︎ Jun 24 2020
That cat isn't truthful
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What is the truth about all those Thanksgiving turkey jokes?
They are just a bunch of tomfoolery.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.
The people believe in Fake Moos.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Former VP made A movie called An Inconvenient Truth
But he should have started a band named the Al Gore Rhythm.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What candy tells the truth?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Yet another job lost to machines
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︎ Jan 24 2021
He really is saying the truth doe
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︎ Jul 30 2020
My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I donβt know much about the Army,
...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
The truth is out!
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︎ May 13 2020
My wife insisted she has nudist genes
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Thereβs something you should know... The truth is Iβm dying.
Doctor says I may only have 40-60 more years.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Why did the Easter egg hide.
To tell the truth, deep inside he was a little chicken!
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I can never tell the truth when I'm in bed...
Because once I've made the bed, I have to lie on it.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
You know what they say about monkeys and typewriters
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Harsh truth.
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︎ May 21 2020
My 6yo girl: our Shih-Tzu never tells the truth
Because heβs a lyinβ dog...
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︎ Jun 01 2020
The truth about duck tape
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︎ May 04 2019
Tell me the truth, are you?
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Technically the truth
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Where is truth produced?
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︎ Feb 05 2020
What do you call Biden?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
The truth has been revealed
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︎ Jan 30 2020
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
The truth
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︎ Nov 12 2019
The produce person at my grocery store said I should try this vegetable, βItβs out of this world ... radical!β he exclaimed.
In truth, it was just rad-ish.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
The hard truth
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︎ Jun 05 2019
6 months and still no reply. Theyβre afraid of the truth
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Thats the truth right there
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︎ Apr 14 2019
That one harp never told the truth
He was known to be a lyre
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︎ Jan 27 2020
How can you tell when Truth tells a lie?
When it makes a False move.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
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