'An Inconvenient Truth' should be classed as a horror film.

There's so much Gore in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
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I saw a billboard on the highway that said "the truth is out there", and I knew...

It was a sign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wisconsiknight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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If you have trouble believing someone is telling the truth or not; ask them if they like big butts

For they cannot lie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge.

We'll see about that...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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The truth about bruised bananas

is they're simply unappealing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoesMemories
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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The shocking truth of why 6 was afraid of 7 revealed here.

7 was a Registered 6 offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What do you call a house that always tells the truth?

Real estate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnowledgeOfMuir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Technically the truth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mk4rim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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How do you call a robot that only tells you the truth?

A fax machine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillyproductions
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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My Wife Constantly Asks If I’m Listening to What She’s Saying

Such a weird way to start a conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I almost qualified for the national curling team

But I slid out of contention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Good Dads are hard to find.

But bad Dads are even harder to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Ant thats the truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jqlrogksn2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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the truth is what we need
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awal0124
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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That cat isn't truthful

He's lion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What is the truth about all those Thanksgiving turkey jokes?

They are just a bunch of tomfoolery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-

2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krigito
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.

What, the actual Fuck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.

The people believe in Fake Moos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themiracy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Former VP made A movie called An Inconvenient Truth

But he should have started a band named the Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elusivblak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What candy tells the truth?

...a nestle speaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc-ion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Yet another job lost to machines
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlazeMrk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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He really is saying the truth doe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/memesgmm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I don’t know much about the Army,

...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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The truth is out!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theveganmoth
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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My wife insisted she has nudist genes

I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans

Edit: there->their

Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S93C141
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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There’s something you should know... The truth is I’m dying.

Doctor says I may only have 40-60 more years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undercover723
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why did the Easter egg hide.

To tell the truth, deep inside he was a little chicken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I can never tell the truth when I'm in bed...

Because once I've made the bed, I have to lie on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Findrel_Underbakk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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You know what they say about monkeys and typewriters

Dhsbarbejdjeindnejen wj2jnsjsj s nsjsdodpqlqlq3l

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juan-punch_man
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Harsh truth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My 6yo girl: our Shih-Tzu never tells the truth

Because he’s a lyin’ dog...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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The truth about duck tape
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Tell me the truth, are you?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albanianbitchee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Technically the truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Where is truth produced?

In the fact-ory.

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What do you call Biden?

A law a-biden citizen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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The truth has been revealed
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...

If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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The truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D1amondcrusher1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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The produce person at my grocery store said I should try this vegetable, β€œIt’s out of this world ... radical!” he exclaimed.

In truth, it was just rad-ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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The hard truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/free_30_day_trial
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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6 months and still no reply. They’re afraid of the truth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kellyann59
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Thats the truth right there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rypper12345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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That one harp never told the truth

He was known to be a lyre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashnakag
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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How can you tell when Truth tells a lie?

When it makes a False move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zxphenomenalxz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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