Factual Puns

A list of puns related to "Factual"

What do you call a senior-ranked military officer who offers nuggets of factual wisdom?

The Colonel of Truth

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👤︎ u/CopsaLau
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Homer had a hard time writing factually.

It was his Achilles heel.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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My son asked me this morning why the Cheerios boxes are so corny.

I said “they’re not, they’re oatey.”

(This is a factual account of a real life event. Please send donations for children’s counseling.)

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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