You do know that modern appliances are really spying on us, and sending back data on our habits. In fact..
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop in your pants, but he’s not buying it. In fact...
He’s still making fun of me...
Little know fact - Jesus was fully prepared to be crucified.
Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!
In the M section, right after mist.
Thanks HAI
I have created living numbers! In fact, one of them is psychic and told me that certain things will continue to happen for a long time.
At least for the four-seeable future.
Interesting fact, Bruce Lee has a vegan brother
I feel like it’s made worse by the fact that it’s an Undertale remix
My dad told many fun facts about Gordon Sumner
Most of witch i found intresting
I don’t really publicize the fact that I’m Thor’s brother.
Fun Fact For The Day...
When Alan Turing was cracking codes during WW2, his sister Kay was providing drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues.
A little known fact was that Bruce Lee came very close to being the spokesman for Burger King.
He really loved the whap-pa!
Fun fact: that's a sub green crayon
My wife bought store brand ketchup despite the fact that I like Heinz. I threw it out, so now I guess she knows....
Fun fact about potatoes!
Fun fact, if you take a potato, cut it in half, stick electrodes in each half and bring them close together but not quite touching, then you’ve made a capacitater!
My wife’s really mad at the fact I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
Interesting fact: elephants can jump higher than a house.
Because houses can't jump very high.
(My stepson told me a dad joke)
A Fun Fact About Candy Cane Shrimp [OC]
Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
It's also their biggest import.
My wife is okay with the fact that I still live with my ex-girlfriend.
She doesn't like me calling her that, however.
The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...
Defeating Predators With Facts & Logic
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
Fun fact: You can’t breathe correctly while smiling
Just kidding, made you smile :)
It’s a little known fact that Gaius Julius Caesar suffered from epileptic fits.
Also known as a Julius Seizure.
Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Just read a few facts about frogs
Today I don't have a dad joke for you. I have a dad fact. Did you know humans eat more seeds than birds?
It's true! When was the last time you ate a bird?
Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
[OC] A Fun Fact About Raccoons
Bad one but an effort was made though,And for the fact police,I know he was 6 ft
Fun fact: The Korean Hyundai Elantra has a Spanish name...
Fact: viagra won’t make you James Bond...
... but it will make you Roger Moore.
I want to learn more facts about planes
But they keep going over my head.
A Fun Fact About Walruses [OC]
I tried telling my friend some deer fun facts but he wasn't interested in listening to me.
I feel he isn't fawned of them.
My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,
So I packed up my stuff and right!
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."
"So I packed up my stuff and right!"
My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,
So i packed up my stuff and right
Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.
Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
It's also their biggest import.
Just read a few facts about frogs.
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